And because this story is so extra-special, today you get two excerpts! Excerpt from “The Unicorn and the Rainbow,” one of the stories from “Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More.” Now for sale on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords! Content note: Unicorn sex.
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The unicorn screamed like a slaughterhouse, and came, spewing a fountain of mercury into the rainbow’s fuckhole and across the alley.
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If this intrigues you, check out the rest of the book! Now for sale on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords!
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
This is even more disturbing following my drawing of you riding Rainbow Dash. I am judging you so hard right now.
/jk
hahahahahaha! Excellent!
*tilts head*…
Unicorns cum mercury?
If the book explains THAT factoid, I’ll have to buy it just to know how… ;P
I told you before, that story is seriously weird if you have a 5 yo daughter
(And I liked it. Less sexy, but more lhilarious)
It’s also less weird if you have a fiance who’s seriously into unicorns and occasionally acts like a 5 year old. I loved it.
devianttouch
I think I like your fiancé.
And I really like unicorns, too