Yes, we’ve gotten to that point of the blogathon. I’m running out of things to write about that I can write in ten minutes, so I’m starting to tell disgusting jokes. This is the most disgusting joke I know.
A vampire walks into a vampire bar, sits down on a barstool, and says to the bartender, “Bring me a glass of blood. B positive.”
A second vampire walks into the same bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, “A glass of blood, please. O positive, with just a dash of AB negative.”
A third vampire walks into the same bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, “A cup of hot water, please.”
The other vampires look at him with scorn and disgust, and say, “Hot water? What kind of vampire are you? Why on earth would you want hot water?”
The third vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I”m having tea.”
I am so, so sorry.
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