Blogathon for SSA: The Grossest Joke I Know

Yes, we’ve gotten to that point of the blogathon. I’m running out of things to write about that I can write in ten minutes, so I’m starting to tell disgusting jokes. This is the most disgusting joke I know.

A vampire walks into a vampire bar, sits down on a barstool, and says to the bartender, “Bring me a glass of blood. B positive.”

A second vampire walks into the same bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, “A glass of blood, please. O positive, with just a dash of AB negative.”

A third vampire walks into the same bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, “A cup of hot water, please.”

The other vampires look at him with scorn and disgust, and say, “Hot water? What kind of vampire are you? Why on earth would you want hot water?”

The third vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I”m having tea.”

I am so, so sorry.

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6 thoughts on “Blogathon for SSA: The Grossest Joke I Know

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    Greta – how about this one :

    How do you confuse an archaeologist?

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    Pull out an old tampon and ask him which period its from!

    Sorry, yeah, probably not quite as bad but close.

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    3 prostitutes meet at a bar after finishing for the night.

    The first prostitute says “I made $1000 tonight, so I feel like a bottle of Bollinger”

    The second prostitute says “I made $5000 tonight, so I feel like a bottle of Dom Perignon”

    The third prostitute says “I made $15000 tonight, so I feel like a bottle of Clag”

    (Please excuse the local reference – see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clag_%28glue%29 )

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    A girl from West Virginia asks her father if she can borrow the car. Her father says “Sure, but you know what you gotta do”. The girl says, please Dad I really need it to go to the store. Dad says, I said you could borrow it, but you know what you gotta do. So the girl gets on her knees and puts “it” in her mouth. She quickly stops and says Dad “it” tastes like shit. Her Dad says oh yeah I forgot, your brother borrowed the car earlier.

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