It appears the dogs think they have a chance of winning this thing. Alas for them, we anticipated the outbreak of hostilities long ago, and took steps to mold their psychology more to our liking:
We have also been working on our Secret Weapon. Alas, there was a tragic accident in the weapons development lab, leaving one worker horribly mutated:
This is, however, merely a setback.
We will fight. And we will win. Every dog will have his day, ’tis true, but they’re limited to one life, whereas we… are not. Mwah ha ha!