At long last, my darlings, and with an assist from our own Benny Vimes, Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is now available for your reading pleasure!
What’s in a biblical book of laws that’s worth your time, you ask? Why, murder! Mayhem! Human sacrifice! Scapegoats! In this volume, you’ll find out what God hates more than gays. You’ll learn how to handle leprous houses, leaking wangs, and menstruating women. You’ll master fucking the God-approved way. And you’ll discover the real value of human beings (including infants)!
And join me on Atheists Talk on Sunday, where I’ll be talking about the series, atheism, and sundry other things.
But wait! There’s more!
I’m lowering the price of Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 1: Genesis to a mere $0.99! If you haven’t picked up your own copy yet, now’s the perfect time.
Have you donated $25 or more to En Tequila Es Verdad recently? You’ve got perks! If you’re a Tier 2 member, you can get your very own PDF or Word copies of RTBS vols. 1 and 2 completely free of charge! Just email me at dhunterauthor at gmail dot com, include your PayPal email address, let me know your preferred format, and request your copies today.
Enjoy the best a really terrible book has to offer!
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Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is now available worldwide at Amazon: