New Design! New Book! Holy Schist! Order Now for Mother’s Day!

Mother’s Day is only a week away, my darlings! Did you get the mom/moms in your life something yet? If you didn’t, never fear! You don’t even have to leave the comfort of your present location to get her something nice.

I’ve added a new design at Red Bubble for the moms who love them some hawt volcanoes.

Image shows a snow-capped Mount St. Helens, with views across the Toutle River Valley. A tree downed in the eruption is in the foreground. The caption at bottom reads, "Mount St. Helens from Johnston Ridge."
New Mount St. Helens design.

It’s available on a variety of items, including photographic prints, travel mugs, and clothes.

My new book, Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. I: Genesis is available for Kindle. You can give it as a gift! Just click the “give as a gift” button and enter Mom’s email addy.

Image is a clip from the Amazon ordering page showing the Give as Gift button

So easy! So inexpensive! And it’s available worldwide – if you’re not in the United States, just go to the Amazon site for your country and search for Really Terrible Bible Stories. It’ll be there.

If you order by Monday, you can still get your mom some super-awesome Holy Schist! If she loves gag gifts with real garnets, it’ll be a hit. There’s also a huge selection of scrunchies and other sweet handmade gifties. Order now to get everything in time!

Still looking for that perfect gift? If your Mom’s a reader, check out my Super-Gargantuan Guides – you’re sure to find her something wonderful.

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New Design! New Book! Holy Schist! Order Now for Mother’s Day!
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