Holy Schist! It’s Almost Mother’s Day! Order Mom Something Fun Today

Mother’s Day is May 10th. Do you need a gift for a mom or many moms? Are you looking for something funny, something geology related, something with garnets, and/or something really soft and awesome? I’ve got you covered right here!

For the mom(s) with a wicked sense of humor, there’s still Holy Schist! It’s blessed by your own Right Irreverend Dana Hunter, and has definitely got garnets in.

Image is a macro of a small piece of garnet mica schist with tiny, red-orange garnets speckling it.
Lovely little garnets! In Holy Schist!

She’ll love it!

Did you get Mom a ring or other pretty jewel, and want a unique keepsake pouch for it that tells her how much you love her? Got those, too! And they’re completely hand-sewn, soft, and will last a lifetime (barring fires, teething puppies, moths, and other sundry problems).

Image shows a white fleece heart, with pink ribbons to tie off the opening. I'm putting a ring inside.
A handmade heart!

Those are available in both white and red.

Does your Mom have long hair that she loves to keep tied back? There’s a huge selection of scrunchies, also hand-sewn. They are velvety-soft velvets, and extremely durable – I’ve been using mine for well over a year now, and the elastic’s still strong and the velvet looks fresh and lovely. There are a variety of sizes and colors, but hurry – right now, there’s only one of each style!

Image shows my arm wearing a lot of varicolored scrunchies.
Many scrunchies! So soft and colorful!

Would you rather go with books? I’ve reviewed a ton o’ books! Peruse and pick from the luxury of your own living room. Or even your comfy cubicle.

Image shows a cat sprawled full-length in a library. Caption says, "They'z alphabetized. U happy now?"

How about home decor? I’ve got prints! Plus there are stickers, shirts, mugs, and other fine products available. If you have a particular photo of mine you’d like to get your loved one, just let me know at dhunterauthor at gmail, and I’ll add it for you.

Image is a photograph of a line of turtles sunning on a log. It's been rotated vertically, and they are perfectly reflected in the blue water, so it looks like a double stack of turtles. Beside it is a black strip with a vertical caption that says, "Turtles All the Way Down"
“Turtles All the Way Down”

There ya go. Those suggestions should get ya started. Happy gifting!

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Holy Schist! It’s Almost Mother’s Day! Order Mom Something Fun Today
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