Holy Schist! It’s Almost Mother’s Day! Order Mom Something Fun Today

Mother’s Day is May 10th. Do you need a gift for a mom or many moms? Are you looking for something funny, something geology related, something with garnets, and/or something really soft and awesome? I’ve got you covered right here!

For the mom(s) with a wicked sense of humor, there’s still Holy Schist! It’s blessed by your own Right Irreverend Dana Hunter, and has definitely got garnets in.

Image is a macro of a small piece of garnet mica schist with tiny, red-orange garnets speckling it.
Lovely little garnets! In Holy Schist!

She’ll love it!

Did you get Mom a ring or other pretty jewel, and want a unique keepsake pouch for it that tells her how much you love her? Got those, too! And they’re completely hand-sewn, soft, and will last a lifetime (barring fires, teething puppies, moths, and other sundry problems).

Image shows a white fleece heart, with pink ribbons to tie off the opening. I'm putting a ring inside.
A handmade heart!

Those are available in both white and red.

Does your Mom have long hair that she loves to keep tied back? There’s a huge selection of scrunchies, also hand-sewn. They are velvety-soft velvets, and extremely durable – I’ve been using mine for well over a year now, and the elastic’s still strong and the velvet looks fresh and lovely. There are a variety of sizes and colors, but hurry – right now, there’s only one of each style!

Image shows my arm wearing a lot of varicolored scrunchies.
Many scrunchies! So soft and colorful!

Would you rather go with books? I’ve reviewed a ton o’ books! Peruse and pick from the luxury of your own living room. Or even your comfy cubicle.

Image shows a cat sprawled full-length in a library. Caption says, "They'z alphabetized. U happy now?"

How about home decor? I’ve got prints! Plus there are stickers, shirts, mugs, and other fine products available. If you have a particular photo of mine you’d like to get your loved one, just let me know at dhunterauthor at gmail, and I’ll add it for you.

Image is a photograph of a line of turtles sunning on a log. It's been rotated vertically, and they are perfectly reflected in the blue water, so it looks like a double stack of turtles. Beside it is a black strip with a vertical caption that says, "Turtles All the Way Down"
“Turtles All the Way Down”

There ya go. Those suggestions should get ya started. Happy gifting!

Holy Schist! It’s Almost Mother’s Day! Order Mom Something Fun Today