Bunnies Addendum (For the Buffy Fans)

Like Anne, Lurking Feminist Harpy & Support Staff said: “Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!”

No. Indeed they are not.

Image is a demotivational poster showing an adorable baby white bunny. Caption says "Evil doesn't always look the part."

Anne has done well to listen to the wisdom of Anya, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of bunnies.

Lyrics for them as don’t or can’t watch the video:

Giles: I’ve got a theory that it’s a demon! A dancing demon? No something isn’t right there.

Willow: I’ve got a theory some kid is dreaming, and we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.

Xander: I’ve got a theory we should work this out.

Anya, Tara & Willow: It’s getting eerie what’s this cheery singing all about?

Xander: It could be witches, some evil witches! Which is ridiculous ’cause witches they were persecuted. Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I’ll be over here.

Anya: I’ve got a theory, it could be bunnies!

Tara: I’ve got a theory-

Anya: Bunnies aren’t just cute like everyone supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what’s with all the carrots!? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets…

Willow: I’ve got a theory we should work this fast

Willow & Giles: Because it clearly could get serious before it’s passed.

Buffy: I’ve got a theory, it doesn’t matter. What can’t we face if we’re together? What’s in this place that we can’t weather. Apocalypse? We’ve all been there. The same old trips, why should we care?

All: What can’t we do if we get in it. We’ll work it through within a minute. We have to try, we’ll pay the price. It’s do or die.

Buffy: Hey I’ve died twice.

All: What can’t we face if we’re together.

Giles: What can’t we face?

Buffy, Anya, Willow, Tara & Xander: What’s in this place that we can’t weather?

Giles: If we’re together

All: There’s nothing we can’t face

Anya: Except for bunnies…

Image is a demotivational poster showing a brown and white rabbit sitting up with its front paws together in a plotting stance. Caption says, "Evil Bunny. The world had better prepare."

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11 thoughts on “Bunnies Addendum (For the Buffy Fans)

  1. 5

    Me either Dunc! True story, I had an attack bunny as a kid. Unfortunately he was pretty indiscriminate and I regularly came in from feeding him with blood running down my legs…Evil evil bunnies. Monty Python had the right of it!

  2. 6

    I have 2 bunnies and I am more afraid of their disapproval. “Dammit, bunny, stop looking at me like that. Okay, fine, I will give you another treat.” As I think about it, they may be plotting to shut communication down in my house. They keep chewing on phone cords….

  3. 7

    I had a rabbit once, a Netherland dwarf named Thistle. The biting wasn’t the real threat (though she loved to bite, usually just harmless nibbles) – it was the kicking with the sharp claws on the ends of powerful hind legs. I got my forearms gouged more than twice. She was cute, but ultimately we gave her to a pet store becasue she was obviously living under constant stress due to our cockatiel, to whom she reacted much like one would expect a rabbit to react to a predatory raptor (abject terror). Poor Thistle; I hope she found a nice home. She was pretty cuddly most of the time, she just reacted badly to DEATH FROM ABOVE, by which I mean anything passing above her; she was fine being picked up if you got down on her level first, but terrified if you tried to grab her from above. A little smelly, but not as bad as a hamster.

  4. 9

    Lyrics schmyricks. Who needs those things when you’re such an obsessed Buffy fan that you replayed that episode so many times that you memorized the song *and* bought the Buffy soundtrack.
    (What are you looking at? I’m not talking about myself…::whistles innocently like an angelic bunny::)

  5. rq
    11

    Angelic bunny. With a hidden agenda. :P Your halo has a smudge on it, by the way. Just over there, where it hangs over your ass.

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