"Groundbreaking result! Carnivorous Triceratops discovered…"

My first visit to New England has led to some new discoveries that could change the entire paleontological paradigm, as George Wiman so aptly pointed out:

Image is a screenshot of a tweet from George Wiman saying, "@Dhunterauthor @GeoEvelyn Groundbreaking result! Carnivorous Triceratops discovered..."

We have incontrovertible evidence.

Carniverous Triceratops! I haz evidens!

You can see for yourself at Dinosaur Footprints near Holyoke, MA. Alas, should these results survive rigorous peer review, this will mean the creationists were right: humans and dinosaurs did live together. Well, I say lived together. More like fought to the death.

Reconstruction of epic battle

I myself made only a narrow escape from the clutches of a raging therapod.

Oh Noes! I’m being attacked by a nekkid dinosaur!

If Evelyn hadn’t turned out to be a bonza dinosaur whisperer, we might have perished.

Evelyn tames the savage carniverous head-chomping beastie.

We are still processing our data. More preliminary results to follow.

"Groundbreaking result! Carnivorous Triceratops discovered…"

10 thoughts on “"Groundbreaking result! Carnivorous Triceratops discovered…"

  1. 1

    Our only hope for survival was the giants and there solar heat ray, A device that focused the rays of the sun and melted the prehistoric predators.

  2. 9

    Is Evelyn going to take you to visit the MIT campus? It’s a fascinating place. I never got tired of wandering the corridors, there were always lots of interesting things to see.

    You must see the famous infinite corridor!

  3. 10

    You’re can’t be suggesting they were ‘hiding behind the sofa until the Daleks pass’. ‘Cause there’s no evidence that ever happened.

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