My first visit to New England has led to some new discoveries that could change the entire paleontological paradigm, as George Wiman so aptly pointed out:
We have incontrovertible evidence.
You can see for yourself at Dinosaur Footprints near Holyoke, MA. Alas, should these results survive rigorous peer review, this will mean the creationists were right: humans and dinosaurs did live together. Well, I say lived together. More like fought to the death.
I myself made only a narrow escape from the clutches of a raging therapod.
If Evelyn hadn’t turned out to be a bonza dinosaur whisperer, we might have perished.
We are still processing our data. More preliminary results to follow.
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Our only hope for survival was the giants and there solar heat ray, A device that focused the rays of the sun and melted the prehistoric predators.
Great work…i can now go back to Jebus and ask forgiveness for leaving the flock.
Carnivorous triceratops may be in for a rude surprise if he swallows the hand grenade that soldier appears to be holding!
I think you will find that Triceratops was a brain eater, which evolved into zombies
I’m convinced because photos never lie. I’m so happy those things are extinct, I wouldn’t want to meet them while fishing.
They ARE extinct, right?
Not according to some creationists. Also, a good many years ago, Dilbert discovered they were just hiding. Behind his couch.
All very well and good, but how are they grilled?
I so love this post. Silliness FTW!
Is Evelyn going to take you to visit the MIT campus? It’s a fascinating place. I never got tired of wandering the corridors, there were always lots of interesting things to see.
You must see the famous infinite corridor!
You’re can’t be suggesting they were ‘hiding behind the sofa until the Daleks pass’. ‘Cause there’s no evidence that ever happened.
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