Okay, yes, lame-ass post title. It’s all a cunning plan to get you to click away from here and go savor the spicy pumpkin goodness of the 40th Accretionary Wedge, in which geo-lanterns are on delightful display.
See? We still do geology round here occasionally! More to come, I promise!
A little of the old (ultra)mafic never hurt anyone. All very cool pumpkinesques.