Things I’ve learned about abdominal surgery this week: no fart, no food. It’s not often you see a collection of commenters rooting for farts. But there we all were, holding our breaths not from self-preservation, but from anticipation.
And on the seventh day, George farted.
With that, he’s on his way to solid food and a more enjoyable recovery. Congratulations, George! Good to see ye getting better!
Never has a medical development been awaited with such breathless anticipation.