Ladies and Gentlemen, It Is Open Season

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Saskboy takes top honors as my first commenter ever. It is truly an historic occasion, and I wish I had some sort of prize to commemorate it with. Perhaps an official En Tequila Es Verdad shot glass? Must design one…

I’d like to extend a heartfelt ¡bienvenido! to all the Cynics who dropped by today. So glad you could make it south, sorry about the administration and all, excellent to see you, pour yourselves a drink, won’t you? Thank you all for that wonderful tea party LuLu hosted. Isn’t it a delight when we can all sit down and be so civilized together?

(What’s this I hear? It’s April 1st? The Challenge is over?)

Holy fucking shit, so it is! April Fool’s Day, even so! I’m sure we’ll have a plethora of fools to fuck with. And I can now trot out my favorite proverb: April showers bring May fucktards.

Let the mayhem begin.

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    hey there dana, just added you to my bookmarks. looks like a mighty fine blog you’ve got starting. think i’ll pass on the tequila, only night i ever spent behind bars. long story. ended with getting kicked out of the drunk tank.

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