Zombie Bullets

Are you stocked up for the Zombie apacolypse?

Hornady Manufacturing has PROVEN – yes PROVEN! – Zombie Max ammo for all of your zombie defense needs.

From the Hornady website:

Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max™ ammunition from Hornady®! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max™ bullets… yes PROVEN Z-Max™ bullets (have you seen a Zombie?). Make sure your “bug out bag” is ready with nothing but the best!

I do love the tagline: “Make dead permanent.”

In an interview in thedaily.com company spokesman Everett Deger and Zombie Survival Guide author Max Brooks admit that the bullets do have a few drawbacks:

“The truth of the matter is, bullets are false confidence and bullets are a finite resource,” he said of Hornady’s zombie bullets. “I prefer something that doesn’t need reloading.”

Brooks, who swears by the machete, said if you do opt for a gun, always aim for the head.

“You don’t shoot ’em in the heart, it doesn’t work — it’s like they’re from Wall Street.”

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Zombie Bullets
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