Removed from Jesus

Brianne Bilyeu,

Hey – I’ve made it as an atheist writer! You know how I know? Because someone signed me up for six different Christian mailing lists! Big time, baby. I’m not sure how to best deal with them (especially if I find myself getting signed up for more along the way), but for now I just unsubscribed.

This was my favorite subscription update page of all of them:

On internet you don’t remove Jesus – Jesus removes you.

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Removed from Jesus

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Thoughts from a Minneapolis-based nerdy, liberal, humanist progressive on topics such as science, skepticism, religion, atheism, critical thought, politics, and local and global humanitarian and equality efforts. Biodork <3's geek culture, groan-inducing puns, world travel, cultural exchange and sharing and listening to stories.
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    Well, it’s probably more PZ’s schtick than yours, but I would have looked for the inconsistencies in their claims. Get them fighting among one another.

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    Yeah, but the final email confirming your unsubscribe will read something like this:

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    [ ] NO, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM JESUS!

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