Sloganizing Atheism: Try Prayer

The law of sloganizing: For every crappy bumper sticker message, there is an equal and opposite crappy bumper sticker message.

In my day I run across a gazillion and ten different religious advertisements. I usually just mumble a snarky response to myself and move on, but I thought it would be fun to share the snark. I hope to start a collection of responses to bumper sticker religiosity here.

Want to help?

If you see a crappy religious billboard, church sign, bumper sticker, t-shirt or other propaganda, snap a photo of it and send it to bio_dork(at)hotmail(dot)com. You can either send along a response, or I’ll make one up. I’ll credit you by name for your contribution, or you can request to stay anonymous. Happy hunting!

You can also play from home by suggesting an alternate caption/response to the day’s photo in the comments. Like for the one below.

There may be prizes and/or internet points awarded for involvement at some point.

Bumper sticker seen in Minneapolis, MN. Reads “Trouble? Try Prayer”

Tried Prayer. Didn’t Work.

Sloganizing Atheism: Try Prayer

47 thoughts on “Sloganizing Atheism: Try Prayer

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    Perhaps a license plate would help. One would then be less likely to get pulled over and therefore much less in need of thinking over and over again, “Oh, my god, oh, my god,” et iterem.

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    Prayer has been demonstrated in clinical trials to be ineffective and in some cases to worsen outcome.

    Pilot tries prayer–plane crashes. Pilot tries established protocols–plane lands safely on Hudson.

    …Maybe not. I’m a terrible bumper sticker writer.

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