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    Once a week I used to get two spams from the same people that always arrived together. The first said, “MY SURNAME! Do you want a larger penis?”, the second said, “MY SURNAME! Do you want larger breasts?”. I could never decide…

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      See, they’re just giving you options. You could go for one or the other, or even both if you want. I just wish I could translate the Russian spam I’m getting lately – is it the equivalent of Viagra spams, breast enlargement spams, virus scanner spams, Nigeria spams, or something new?

      .. is it wrong that I hope they’re something new to amuse me?

        1. Even Google translated, they make no sense. I know, I know, that’s quite similar to many spams in English as well… eh, for now I’ll assume they were trying to sell me knock-off Ugg boots, if only because those are my most common spams currently.

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      Once a week I used to get two spams from the same people that always arrived together. The first said, “MY SURNAME! Do you want a larger penis?”, the second said, “MY SURNAME! Do you want larger breasts?”. I could never decide…

      I’m afraid that I’d never leave my house. (yes, old bad joke, but I’m an old bad person).

      I’ve always wondered why all of the major banks, huge corporations and high govt. officials that have tons of lottery money for me always have yahoo or gmail accts.


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      I was visiting my sister this one weekend when my niece was 13 and my nephew 15. He’d just checked his Hotmail account and came down to the living room to laugh about a spammer with an offer to enlarge his breasts.

      We giggled about that for a bit, and my niece went up to the family computer to check her Hotmail account. She came down laughing hysterically at the spammer who, with perfect unintended comedic timing, had an offer to help her enlarge her penis.

      We all agreed that the spammers out there had a lot to learn about human anatomy.

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      Reminds me of Jimmy Carr’s line “I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It’s the two from my mum that really hurt.”

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