Home Cladograms – The Evolution of a Menagerie

Evolution is a powerful thing. In the span of generations it turns scuttling reptiles into towering sauropods and soaring birds, and it has made and unmade more living things than humanity will ever know. Understanding the relationships between the lineages of living things is one of the grander ways in which humans understand our place in the infinite assemblage of life, and it also tells us an enormous amount about how everything is related to everything else. For the right ultra-specific kind of nerd, it’s also barrels of fun. Fortunately, we have just such a nerd in attendance.

So I made cladograms for all my pets and plants.

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Home Cladograms – The Evolution of a Menagerie

When Animals Farm: It’s Not Just for Humans

Agriculture is rightly recognized as one of the turning points in human history. The practice of tending to specific animals and plants to maintain and even increase their utility helped drive humans into city-building and, from there, into the large, complex, settled societies we know today. Humans, however, are not the only animals that have discovered agriculture. Everything from snails to elephants has some ability to foster and guide the evolution of another creature for its own use. Agriculture, it turns out, is a subset of ecosystem engineering, and a lot of creatures are engineers.

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When Animals Farm: It’s Not Just for Humans

Biology, Linguistics, and the Folly of Two

As a child, I had a book that described the differences between numerous common animal categories. It provided two-page spreads, lavishly illustrated, narrating the differences between frogs and toads, salamanders and newts, snakes and lizards, turtles and tortoises, whales and dolphins, whales and fish, and more. Each was authoritative, each was simple, and each, I would later learn, was either only superficially correct or outright wrong. Deeper exploration of these animal groups shows how these basic dualities offer little explanatory power or understanding and reveal more about us than they do about the world. Biology does not deal in dualities, and classification in particular finds them quaint and obsolete.

So, let’s dive into a few of them.

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Biology, Linguistics, and the Folly of Two

When a Mantis Isn’t a Mantis

Mantises are some of the most distinctive insects, with their elongated bodies and grasping claws. They are big, a bit clumsy, and curiously human, with their large eyes and partially erect posture. They’re famous for a much-exaggerated quirk of their mating behavior, in which females eat males after mating, and also for the multitude of highly camouflaged versions found among them, looking like grass, flowers, leave, and more.

The thing is, mantises are not alone.

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When a Mantis Isn’t a Mantis

All in the Bauplan

This year is my last year teaching the Animal Form and Function dissection lab at the University of Ottawa.  I’ve done a lot for this lab over the years, and I want to do one more thing.

The course is a survey through the animal kingdom with a particular emphasis on body plans.  A creature’s “Bauplan” (in the original German) is the basic structure of its body, rid of peculiarities that disguise the similarity between the animal and its relatives.  The more deeply these plans are explored, the more the ancient relationships and divergences that link animals to the entire kingdom’s common ancestor can be illuminated.  Animal phyla, if the term still has any value, are often best understood as groups united by sharing a bauplan that distinguishes them from other groups, and these structures are important for an aspiring student of animal anatomy to recognize.

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All in the Bauplan

Diary of a Failed Laboratory Method

My thesis is one chapter away from completion, and it’d be three chapters away if I hadn’t made a strategic decision to give up on a certain measurement I’d been hoping to make.  That measurement has been a pox on my career since I first proposed it.  Even as I acknowledge that actually getting it would have been an impressive boon for my thesis, I am glad to see it go.

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Diary of a Failed Laboratory Method

Animal Form and Function 4: Crustaceans

The arthropods are the only phylum covered in my course that is split over multiple sessions, and with good reason.  Arthropods are a majority of the species known to science.  Parse that carefully: not a majority of invertebrate species.  Not a majority of animal species.  A majority of species, period.

That massive diversity means that arthropods are also impressively different from one another across their various groups, and covering that diversity requires an extended fraction of the lecture course’s time and two entire lab sessions.  Which groups are covered in which sessions changes from year to year, so for this series I’m doing the three “classical” arthropod subphyla–crustaceans, chelicerates, and “atelocerates”–each as their own post.  Today’s topic is crustaceans.

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Animal Form and Function 4: Crustaceans

The Bush of Life: Cladistics for the Layperson

Have you heard the news?  Birds are reptiles.  Insects are probably crustaceans.  Those hydrothermal vent worms are annelids.  Water lilies are more special than we ever realized.
All of these improved understandings of where various organisms come from a key innovation in how biologists approach and think about evolutionary relationships.  That innovation is called cladistics, and it remains far, far more poorly understood than the hierarchical system it replaced in the 1990s.  Many have tried to fix that, including the inestimable Dr. Thomas R. Holtz, Jr.  This is my grain in that silo.

Daft King Philip Came Over For Good Sex, Seriously

I picked up this mnemonic at the University of Miami, after cycling through a few shorter and less cheeky versions.  It’s a classic that has followed biology students since the 1950s, if not longer, helping us memorize the Linnaean classification hierarchy: domain, kingdom, phylum (division for botanists), class, order, family, genus, species, subspecies.
Here’s what it looked like for one of my favorite animals, the peacock mantis shrimp, and one of Ania’s favorite animals, New Zealand’s carnivorous parrot.
Peacock Mantis Shrimp
Organisms with nucleated cells
Jointed-limbed animals
Animals with notochords
Mantis shrimp
New Zealand parrots
Peacock mantis shrimp



This system has dominated biology textbooks for decades, and its inventor, Carl Linnaeus, is among the national heroes of Sweden.  His most famous work, Systema Naturae, popularized the idea of “binomial nomenclature,” wherein the genus and species ranks above can serve together as an unambiguous identifier for a species, so his honor is well deserved.  Based on a rigorous analysis of morphology, reproductive behavior, and other attributes, the Linnaean categories have, by and large, withstood a great deal of scrutiny.  Even after much more detailed examination using modern genetic techniques and incorporating organisms unknown in Linnaeus’s time, many of the more obvious groups persist.
The overall scheme, however, has proven very problematic.  The Linnaean scheme is based on overall similarity, a difficult-to-quantify metric that often fails to reflect evolutionary history.  A common failing is that highly specialized organisms will be grouped separately in a way that obscures their actual relationships with other groups.  Because evolutionary relationships have predictive power, this means the Linnaean system hides from laypeople and scientists alike ways in which seemingly disparate organisms are actually similar to one another, ways that have turned out to have medical and ecological relevance for humans.  It also hides a subtler distinction, to be explored later.
Another problem is that the Linnaean system has specific, named ranks.  Animals are a Kingdom, equal in prominence to the other Kingdoms; insects are a Class, at the same level as the other arthropod classes like Arachnida.  Different ranks often have different associated suffixes: animal orders often end in –iformes, families end in –idae for animals and –aceae for plants, superfamilies are usually –oidea, and so on.  These conventions can simplify conversations about various groups, since the level of organization is already given by the ending of its name.  However, this means that, if a group’s rank changes, its name and the names of all of the groups within it can also change.  Previous such changes have massively complicated the process of following the scientific literature on revised groups, to say nothing of books written for lay audiences.
Birds provide an emblematic example of both of these problems.  In the Linnaean system, birds are a class unto themselves, Aves, because of the numerous anatomical and behavioral traits they share with each other but not with other living vertebrates.  However, the evolutionary history of birds traces down a line of progressively more “reptile-like” feathered animals until it blends seamlessly into a famous lineage of carnivorous dinosaurs, and from there into creatures well-established as “reptiles.”  Along the way, may of birds’ famous skeletal peculiarities emerge progressively, rather than all at once.  Early bird ancestors have feathers and but otherwise resemble non-feathered dinosaurs.  Later on, fossils appear that have the birds’ characteristic fused tail vertebrae but still have claws and teeth.  The fossil record shows that, while modern birds are highly dissimilar from other vertebrates, their ancestors were much less divergent, and obviously reptilian.
A Linnaean answer might be to preserve birds as a separate group, because of their modern weirdness, and effectively ignore the fossil record’s suggestion that early birds were not quite so unique.  This approach hides the evidence of relatedness between birds and modern and fossil reptiles, evidence that helps explain a number of avian quirks, such as birds’ scaly, four-toed feet and markedly different lung physiology from mammals.  Another Linnaean approach might instead take this relatedness into account and incorporate Aves as a subclass or order within Reptilia, demoting Aves’s constituent groups accordingly.  Since Aves contains over 10,000 species and was previously divided into 23-30 orders and over 40 families, this would massively alter the vertebrate classification scheme as it is commonly understood.  Depending on how it was done, might also require changing dozens of suffixes, in particular the –iformes endings of avian orders.  Such a system would reflect evolutionary relationships a little more accurately, but would render the revised system opaque to people who relied the old one.
Such revisions were once common.  The Linnaean tiers students memorize with catchy mnemonics have been supplemented with a dense tangle of subsidiary categories: subphyla, superorders, infraclasses, subgenera, and tribes (between family and genus), each with characteristic suffixes, now fill the gaps between the larger divisions, enabling taxonomists to recognize that vertebrates share a kinship with salps and lancelets without demoting vertebrates to a class, reptiles to an order, and so on.  Instead, vertebrates became a subphylum of Chordata, and the vertebrate classes and orders were unmoved.  This is particularly important when lower levels are revised, since the “species” level has ecological significance separate from its role in the tiered Linnaean classification scheme.
As knowledge of evolutionary relationships and the similarities that they reveal has increased, these extra tiers have become similar to the epicycles that once patched the holes in geocentrism, layers upon layers of additional complexity required to make an ultimately untenable model hold together.  In order to make good on Charles Darwin’s prescient suggestion that “our classifications will come to be, as far as they can be so made, genealogies; and will then truly give what may be called the plan of creation,” a new practice would be needed.

Grades and Clades

The modern system of classification has two important differences from the older system that most of us encountered in grade school:
·         Common descent, not similarity, is the criterion for valid groups.
·         Groups are no longer assigned ranks.
Common descent, in the cladistic model, has a very specific definition.  A cladistically valid group is defined as a specific common ancestor and all of its descendants, and is identified based on sharing with those descendants one or more specific traits that they do not share with other putative relatives of theirs. This trait(s) is the difference that enabled this ancestor to distinguish itself from its own relatives and to radiate into those descendants in the fullness of geologic time.  The ancestor’s other traits, those it shares with its own ancestors, are known as shared primitive traits.  This distinction forms the core of the difference between the older classification scheme that still populates elementary-level textbooks and the new one.  In cladistics, primitive characters are recognized as not useful for resolving the relationships between the organisms that have them.
To put it another way:
Suppose one of your distant ancestors acquired an enormous sum of money, which your family has kept in well-conceived investments (so that, for illustrative purposes, it never runs out).  All of that ancestor’s descendants have the same level of access to this pile of money, including you.  One side effect of this scenario, aside from your being able to use Rolls Royce-mounted belt-fed Gatling guns with depleted uranium slugs to hunt the genetically engineered dodoraptors on your private island in space, is that, when you tell someone you’re from the Cashington family, that doesn’t actually tell them a whole lot about your ancestors.  That doesn’t tell them whether you’re one generation or 30 removed from the Cashington p/matriarch who acquired that initial windfall, and it doesn’t tell them whether your grandparents are of the Bali Cashingtons or the Tierra del Fuego Cashingtons.  More importantly, if you meet another Cashington, knowing that you’re both Cashingtons doesn’t tell you whether your Uncle Yen and Aunt Renminbi Cashington are their cousins or parents or siblings.  Access to the Cashington family fortune is, in this example, a primitive character.  Access to the Cashington fortune defines the Cashingtons as a distinct group, and as a result, it does not in and of itself illuminate the relationships between the Cashingtons.
But suppose that your great-great-grandparents, in addition to having the usual Cashington bank pass, started tattooing themselves with a unique symbol—say, a budgerigar holding an axe, in the style of the Kenyan Coat of Arms.  They insist on their offspring getting this tattoo, and it becomes a family tradition, unfailingly passed on through the generations of their descendants.  Now, when you meet another Cashington, you can find out how close you are to them by checking whether they have the Parakeet Viking Rampant on their left shoulder.  If you meet another person, you can find out whether they’re a Cashington via their access to the Cashington fortune, and you can find out whether they’re a Parakeet Viking Rampant Cashington by checking for the tattoo.  The people of the Parakeet Viking Rampant are an identifiable subgroup of the Cashingtons, and knowing that someone bears the PVR tattoo reveals information about their place in the overall Cashington family tree.  Possession of the Parakeet Viking Rampant is a shared derived character, in cladistic parlance.
Let’s take that thinking to the vertebrate family tree, in particular the same avian example we have already considered.
As noted earlier, Linnaean diagrams of the vertebrates usually designate mammals, birds, and reptiles as the three major classes of land vertebrates.  Reptiles, as a group, are generally united by their shared possession of keratinous scales, a physiology dependent on external heat sources, and leathery eggs.  However, consulting with the fossil record and taking other traits (such as bone structure) into account reveals that these traits are all primitive.  All of them are the original, ancestral state for land vertebrates, including the lineage that gave rise to mammals.  This suite of characters therefore is not helpful in defining mammals, turtles, birds, or any other sub-group of land vertebrates as distinct from the others, any more than access to the Cashington fortune reveals anything about where in the Cashington family tree a particular Cashington sits.  Indeed, all signs point to the last common ancestor of all creatures colloquially known as reptiles also counting, among its descendants, all mammals and birds.  If reptiles are to be a valid group by modern standards, they must include mammals and birds, and “reptile” must become synonymous with “land vertebrate” or (more precisely) “amniote.”
In order to resolve the relationships between the amniotes, additional traits must be sought and taken into account, vertebrate answers to the Parakeet Viking Rampant.  These skeletal, genetic, and anatomical innovations have replaced the idea of “reptiles” with a series of more precise identifiers.  Now, we have:
·         Amniotes: Animals with a certain set of membranes supporting their embryos, including modern mammals, turtles, lizards, snakes, tuataras, crocodilians, and birds and their extinct relatives.
o   Diapsids: Animals with amniotic eggs and two sets of temporal fenestrae, holes in the skull through which the jaw muscles attach, including modern lizards, snakes, tuataras, crocodilians, and birds and their extinct relatives.  Mammals and their ancestors have the synapsid condition, with one set of temporal fenestrae.  Turtles have no temporal fenestrae, but genetic tests sometimes associate them with the diapsids.
§  Archosaurs: Animals with amniotic eggs, two sets of temporal fenestrae (often lost or fused), and teeth set in sockets rather than on the surface of the jawbone, including modern crocodilians and birds and their extinct relatives.  Lizards, snakes, tuataras, and extinct groups like plesiosaurs form other diapsid lineages, such as the Lepidosauria.  Birds, among their numerous other specializations, do not grow teeth as adults, but still have the genetic information for odontogenesis.  Archosaur tooth sockets are not the same as the similar sockets found in modern mammals.
·         Coelurosaur dinosaurs: Animals with amniotic eggs, two sets of temporal fenestrae (sometimes fused), teeth set in sockets (lost in modern forms), and feathers.  Modern birds are a subset of this group.
Two caveats should be emphasized: 1) This outline-form cladogram is incomplete, and leaves out some branches and categories for space and clarity; and 2) the traits given here as defining the major branches are not a comprehensive list, and modern groups have an abundance of traits, especially genetic markers, bolstering their case.
Now, the entire system is designed to generate trees that can serve as testable hypotheses about the evolutionary history of life on Earth.  The task of the taxonomist has moved past merely cataloguing the world’s diversity, and into the far more rewarding task of making predictions about it.  Cladistics has revealed strange new facts about the skin of arthropods that may lead to new kinds of pesticides; led to insights into how respiratory and circulatory systems work; and made excruciatingly clear just how deeply into the mammalian family tree the human race truly sits, as only the narrowest categories keep humans apart from our fellow apes.  Applying the same methods to linguistics and archaeology has granted improved understanding of human migrations and reminded us that we are all kin in other ways.
Evolutionary biology underpins such a staggering fraction of humanity’s accomplishments that its impact as an idea and as a phenomenon cannot be overstated.  The cladistic method has been part of that impact, a piece of humanity’s scientific heritage whose importance is only now being realized, and whose reverberations will continue to revise our understanding of the relationships between organisms for centuries to come.
And since trying to explain that to the first-year students I teach every year is an exercise in confusion and terror, I wrote this.  May the Cashingtons and their Parakeet Viking Rampant forever undergird their understanding.
The Bush of Life: Cladistics for the Layperson