People keep daring me to write absurd love stories and, by gum, I shall deliver.
Lovecraft Letters
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Lovecraft Letters – Anon’s Potted Plants
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Lovecraft Letters: Steamy Farmer
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Lovecraft Letters: You Disgusting Guinea Pig
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Lovecraft Letters: I Am Nothing
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Lovecraft Letters – Neural Hetwork
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Lovecraft Letters: A Play In Three Faps
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Lovecraft Letters: Leznard Twitruvian, World’s Sexiest Man
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Lovecraft Letters: To Build a Better Boat
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As Your Eldritch President
It is with quivering delight that I accept your nomination for president of the United States of America. As my heaving mass pulsates in the sky above you, know that it is exactly 50 of your Earth feet tall, and know that I am prepared to alter the amount of my dimensional overreach that I divert into this timeline in order to be much, much larger, with or without the service of additional, smaller lesbians and a trench coat.