The server arrived at my table holding the leash of a young woman otherwise clad only in lingerie and leather straps. The young woman knelt next to my chair and looked up at me with eyes of pure devotion. Above her, the server held out the leash for me to take. With a frazzled sigh, she exhaled, “Sorry, we were out of cheesesteak, so we brought you a sub.”
Funny
So You’re Lost In Space
So you’re lost in space. Here’s how to figure out what kind of Star Trek you’re on.
It Is Time – A Love Story For Clocks
Some Crab Memes to Brighten Your Day
Some days, the inspiration does not come. Some days, none of the things you have been thinking about feel worthy of becoming essays, whether because they seem too obvious, have been written too many times already, are too incomplete to distribute safely, or cross the threshold from shareable musing to private contemplation. After spending a large chunk of today banging my head against that particular brick wall, I have accepted defeat.
So here are some funny captions on pictures of crabs.
Combustion Man
He did not have time to repent of his crime, or even remember what it was. The curse was as swift as it was thoughtful, and his substance transmuted to meet its grim syllables:
A Love Story Between a Soon-To-Be-Expired Piece of Soap and an Old Canine Chew Toy
People keep daring me to write absurd love stories and, by gum, I shall deliver.
A Series of Silly Shipping Vignettes, Because I Am Not Going To Watch Debates This Year
The garbage fire of 2020 demands a little levity, and I am here to provide. So, here are some silly vignettes about unlikely relationships. You are welcome.
Lovecraft Letters – Anon’s Potted Plants
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Lovecraft Letters: Steamy Farmer
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Lovecraft Letters: You Disgusting Guinea Pig
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