Some days, the inspiration does not come. Some days, none of the things you have been thinking about feel worthy of becoming essays, whether because they seem too obvious, have been written too many times already, are too incomplete to distribute safely, or cross the threshold from shareable musing to private contemplation. After spending a large chunk of today banging my head against that particular brick wall, I have accepted defeat.
So here are some funny captions on pictures of crabs.
And finally, 
Fun fact: horseshoe crabs aren’t crabs at all, they’re more closely related to spiders.
A fun fact indeed. Wait until you hear about crab spiders.