Mock the Movie: Exploding Cars Edition

You’d think we could title about half the bad movies out there “exploding cars” for short, but this one is special. Near as we can tell, it turns out that being a stunt driver requires some sort of supernatural ability to cause every car in you vicinity to explode on contact with any inanimate object. The interminable chase scenes are just icing.

But really, we’re watching Executive Target for Keith David.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSScTcWbjjw

This one is available on YouTube.

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One thought on “Mock the Movie: Exploding Cars Edition

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    I can’t remember the movie my favourite “exploding cars” incident is from, but it involves the bad guy driving at high speed off the end of an unfinished overpass, and then exploding in mid air for absolutely no reason. Hilarious!

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