Mock the Movie: Black Leotard Edition

Our last choice for Mock the Movie turned out to be an unusually sweet treatment of the sexual underground. Those of us watching mostly gave up on mocking and started enjoying. We’re pretty sure this won’t happen this time around. This Wednesday, we’re headed into space for Cat-Women of the Moon. It would be hard to improve on the IMDB description for this one.

Astronauts travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights.

I understand there’s something of a plot as well.

The whole thing is on YouTube for your viewing pleasure.

If you prefer your viewing pleasure male, you can join us in another two weeks, on March 13, for Dolph Lundgren in Dark Angel.

How many cop movies explicitly credit actors as “good alien” and “bad alien”? Again, this one is free on YouTube.

Two weeks after that, on March 27, we will watch DNA, because it isn’t enough to rip off a major science fiction film. Additionally, one must add the threat of weaponized dinosaurs. Or dinosaur-things. Or mega-soldiers powered by dinosaur DNA. You know, like you do.

This one isn’t free for everyone, but it is available on Netflix and Hulu.

“These all sound awful!” I hear you cry. Yes. Yes, they do. “These must be mocked mercilessly”, you say. Well, then you’re in the right company. The instructions for playing along:

  1. Start following @MockTM on Twitter.
  2. Start watching the movie on the appropriate Wednesday at 9 p.m. EDT.
  3. Once you’ve got the movie going, tweet your snarky comments to @MockTM.  Directing our tweets to @MockTM will keep our followers from being overwhelmed with our snark!
  4. Set up a search for @MockTM on Twitter for the duration so you can follow along with everyone else sharing your pain.

If you have suggestions for other movies that can and should be mocked, send them to @MockTM. Preference will be given to movies that are free or stream on the major media delivery services. Watch the feed, and we’ll set up the calendar for more terrible, mockable movies.

Mock the Movie: Black Leotard Edition