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8 thoughts on “How to Destroy Your Childhood

  1. 4

    I can’t believe you did this to us.Now I’m going to have to use airplane mp3 therapy to dispel the badness currently rattling within my skull.

  2. 7

    …And, Kermit needs our support, not paparazzi. Who filmed this anyway? Guy Smiley and Muppet Newsflash? I’d like to drop something out of the sky onto whoever did. Time for an intervention. It’s not easy being green, and he’s been struggling with it all his life.

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    Wow, Kelly, the self-preservation graft really did take, didn’t it? By the way, I think you’d be fine with the first two. Don’t even tell Laura the third one exists.Glendon, this is going to require more than just an intervention. I think Kermit needs a whole change of venue. Hanging with the other Muppets is clearly bad for him. I mean, Rolf? Rolf?!? The problem then becomes finding humans who will help him in his recovery and not, say, exploit him for YouTube videos.

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