Alyssa’s Fiction

Alyssa writes short stories every now and then. For those interested in her unusual voice, approach, and fictional subject matter, those stories are collected here.

"okay I'm not sure what you're even trying to accomplish here"
Me to all of these men.

 

Men.  What are they even?  So many of them are so, so bad at sending OkCupid and similar missives that one wonders if they aren’t any of various Lovecraftian monsters pretending at typewritten humanity in order to seduce lovely victims. In this ongoing project, I take examples of dating-profile ridiculousness and weave it into the all-caps messages such eldritch abominations might send, turning love letters into Lovecraft Letters.

Every one of these is NSFW.

1. The Attractive Disaster of Your Eyes

2. Boiling Faun

3. Rude Fleshcoat

4: The Orb

5: To Bring Shame To Your Fathers

6: A Wave of Murderous Sex

7: Very Oral, So Oral

8: Squamous Quarantine

9: Only Jobs

10: Fruit Made Meme

11: One Rooster to Rule Them All

12: Sea’s Sexy Appendix

13: Communion with the Flavorbrain

14.:

A photographer's quadcopter drone, with the camera arm replaced with a version of Colin Furze's thermite launcher.
She was a remarkable lady, truly unique.

Chains of Fire: A love story about two quadcopter drones.
An empty, rocky landscape under a gray sky.
To Hold Up The Sky: A prose-poem exploration of the different meanings of family in the post-apocalypse.
A dog in a bowler hat sitting on a chair in a burning house. With a blank, slightly crazed look on his face, he utters, "This is fine."
Autistic Job Searching: A Play in Once Scene: A bitterly sarcastic scene of trying to get a job while autistic.

Jessie and James at the beach. Jessie is wearing a black strapless bikini. James has large breasts and is wearing an orange bikini and a wraparound skirt.
Really? You think they’re cis?

Trans Team Rocket: This series starts with an essay laying out the premise of a still-expanding fanfiction universe: That the Pokémon series’s Jessie is non-binary and James is transfeminine, both are autistic, and neither wants to be a villain.
  1. When James Met Jane: Reimagining Jessie and James’s path through the Pokémon anime if they had gotten the story they deserved.
  2. Angling for Myself – A Jane and Jessie Story: Jane and Jessie meet a very sad Feebas and have an adventure in femme pampering and self-discovery.
  3. Jane and Jessie – A Better, Shinier World: A serial story in 11 parts, featuring a world-ending threat, several new friends, a mythical Pokémon, and many heartfelt moments. Begin reading at Chapter 1 and use the links at the top of each chapter to navigate between them, or read the whole story as one web page (Patreon patrons only).
  4. A Memory of Water – A Jane and Jessie Story: Some of Jessie and Jane’s Pokémon encounter a sad Phantump in the woods and help her, discovering a dark truth about the Pokémon world in the process.

Stick-figure drawing of the Doctor (in the incarnation used here) sitting adjacent to a damaged Dalek on its side, with a pensive expression on her face.
“You’re not even the first.”

 Doctor Alyssa: This series answers the age-old question, what if the Doctor (of Doctor Who) was a woman who likes to make Hispanic cultural references and bears a suspicious resemblance to yours truly? The answer, of course, is sexy adventures involving ingenuity, verve, and above all compassion, with improbable companions and occasional poetry.
  1. I Blame the Sea: The Doctor finds herself in an army base full of shapeshifters and makes an unexpected yet highly overdue friend.

 

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