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I’m really good at: Performing oral
The six things I could never do without: “Sex blow jobs eating pussy.”
I AM A SUPPURATING LAMPREY WEARING THE FLESH OF MAN AND I DESIRE YOUR GENITALS FOR MY FACE HOLE.
SUPPURATING MAN-LAMPREY CARES NOT FOR YOUR SKIN PLACE. SUPPURATING MAN-LAMPREY THIRSTS FOR YOUR INNARDS FOR ITS SUPPURATING LAMPREY DICK.
MAN-LAMPREY IS SO GOOD AT ORAL LAST PARTNER WAS DRAINED SKIN SACK. LIQUEFIED ORGANS TASTED OF VICTORY AND WERE SUITABLE THRONE FOR MY SUPPURATING LAMPREY DICK. NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS.
6.5 IS THE NUMBER OF HUNDRED MILLION YEARS THAT HAVE PASSED SINCE A CREATURE AKIN TO MY FLESH-BURROWING MAJESTY HAS PROWLED THE EARTH. BEFORE YOUR KIND FIRST CLIMBED THE TREES AS WEIRD LITTLE TREE SHREW THINGS, I WAS THERE TO IMPLODE THEIR BODIES AND MINDS WITH MY ORACULAR ORAL. THE ORIFICES I EXPLORE KNOW AGES BEYOND TIME AND TIME BEYOND AGES, ALL IN IMPOSSIBLE ECSTASY, AS I DRAW FORTH MY NOURISHMENT.
MAN-LAMPREY PUTS THE FUN IN “FUNDAMENTALLY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET THE BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN ADVANCE.”
MENTION THE SUPPURATING MAN-LAMPREY AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THEY HAVE A SPECIAL PROTOCOL FOR PEOPLE RENDERED LIQUID BY MY MOUTHING PROWESS. SUCH IS THE POWER OF MY CUNNING APPENDAGE.
ONCE YOU GO LAMPREY, YOU’RE NO OTHER MAN’S PREY. YOU REALLY SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION, THOUGH. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
I found your blog by chance and I really want to know if you are just trying to be funny with these, or do you believe that this is how they are thinking.
A little of column A, a little of column Cthulhu: https://the-orbit.net/splainyouathing/lovecraft-letters/
I found your blog by chance and I really want to know if you are just trying to be funny with these, or do you believe that this is how they are thinking.
A little of column A, a little of column Cthulhu: https://the-orbit.net/splainyouathing/lovecraft-letters/