Chitler, the orange haired douchebag

Happy Holidays all.
I’ve been largely silent on the blog front for a while now, dealing with personal issues, a loss in creativity, and a general feeling of despondency over the election of Chitler (Dana Hunter’s nickname for Trump, which merges ‘cheeto’ and ‘Hitler’). My personal issues are subsiding and I feel my creativity returning. Can’t do anything about the horrifying election we just had, unfortunately. While trying to cope with the knowledge that the next four years are going to be difficult for many people, I came up with a little diddy which has me smiling ear to ear, even as I’m simultaneously repulsed. So of course, I had to share it with everyone. Sing it to the tune of Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer:

 

You know Coulter and Gingrich, Santorum and Bachmann

O’Reilly and Perry, George Will and Ted Nugent.

But do you recall,

The most fascist right-winger of all?

Chitler the orange haired douchebag.

Had a very hateful campaign.

Every time you see his face now,

you wanna call him a shitstain.

Millions of conservative asswipes,

voted for him as if in praise.

They did not give a rat’s ass,

Who he drove to an early grave.

Then one depressing election eve,

Racists had their say:

“Chitler, with your multiple hates,

Won’t you lead these United States?”

The next day the whole world hated us,

And they shouted for all to see,

“You assholes elected a demagogue,

Who’s gonna start World War 3!”

Happy Holidays, everyone (except you assholes who elected the orange haired shitstain)

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Chitler, the orange haired douchebag

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