Mock The Movie: Them! transcript

After Leonard Nimoy died, we were going to do Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but since we’d done a few Netflix-based ones in a row, we switched to Them!, the 1954 atomic horror about ant nests. Blink and you’ll miss Baby Nimoy, though. Steph added a screenshot at the end!

@lousycanuck: [email protected] On second thought, we’ve done a few Netflix in a row. Let’s do a free one. Nimoy cameos in Them! (1954) https://t.co/x3xZthJY0s
2015-03-02 04:44:34
@lousycanuck: Nimoy has an uncredited bit part in Them!, America’s ant-based answer to Godzilla. Probably kinder to his memory to do that one. 🙂 @MockTM
2015-03-02 04:50:19
@szvan: Mock the Movie: Uncredited Cameo Edition: http://t.co/6EkYwG4Mvx @MockTM
2015-03-03 14:52:51
@lousycanuck: Icepick headackes, repeatedly, all day. Need to de-stress. Have to work tonight after @MockTM though… :/
2015-03-04 22:49:50
@blakestacey: @MockTM “The earliest atomic tests in New Mexico cause common ants to mutate into giant man-eating monsters that threaten civilization.”
2015-03-05 02:00:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM … But we’ll blame it on Walter White’s meth.
2015-03-05 02:00:25
@CA7746: @MockTM Them! You may also enjoy: It, Her. You won’t enjoy: Me Myself & Irene.
2015-03-05 02:00:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM Warner Brothers presents THEY! I mean, THEM!
2015-03-05 02:00:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wardrobe by Exoskeletor’s of Hollywood
2015-03-05 02:01:15
@CA7746: @MockTM Douglas!? Get a real surname, like Howlin, Hickox, Scheid, Heindorf, or Kaper.
2015-03-05 02:01:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM John Sununu goes for a haircut!
2015-03-05 02:01:47
@blakestacey: @MockTM Speed limit enforced by aircraft? They aren’t kidding!
2015-03-05 02:02:14
@CA7746: @MockTM “I’ll keep circling her until you pick her up.” “Thanks wingman!”
2015-03-05 02:02:33
@blakestacey: @MockTM Pinkman?
2015-03-05 02:02:40
@CA7746: @MockTM “Hey. Hey Honey! Little girl!” Guys, don’t do this.
2015-03-05 02:03:04
@CA7746: @MockTM She’s ignoring you, bro.
2015-03-05 02:03:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ways not to earn the trust of a frightened child, #71
2015-03-05 02:03:26
@CA7746: @MockTM Who do you belong to?!
2015-03-05 02:03:28
@lousycanuck: @MockTM. “Tintin. I mean ten-ten.” I kinda wish we were watching Tintin.
2015-03-05 02:03:35
@szvan: @MockTM I don’t care if it was the 50s, she wasn’t going to answer to “Hey, little girl!”
2015-03-05 02:03:37
@blakestacey: @MockTM “I…belong…to…the…Master…I…take…care…of…the…place…while…the…Master…is…away…”
2015-03-05 02:04:02
@blakestacey: @MockTM I’m sure driving her back to whatever sent her into shock will turn out juuust fine
2015-03-05 02:04:56
@lousycanuck: @mocktm “Hey guys, I found this little girl, what do I do with her?” “Ah jeez, Mac! Not another one. Put her in the trunk with the others.”
2015-03-05 02:05:07
@szvan: @MockTM I don’t know whether it’s changed, but “10-10” usually means “fight in progress”. Who else is in that plane?
2015-03-05 02:05:35
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Over here! It’s some guy’s pants!”
2015-03-05 02:05:40
@szvan: @MockTM Good to know blood doesn’t dry overnight in the desert.
2015-03-05 02:06:39
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ways not to pick up a gun, #12
2015-03-05 02:06:50
@blakestacey: @MockTM (seriously: it can affect the markings inside the barrel needed for a ballistic match later)
2015-03-05 02:07:13
@blakestacey: @MockTM caved out: so it was tired of spelunking?
2015-03-05 02:07:31
@szvan: @MockTM I don’t know what attacked them, but it doesn’t like sugar. Look at how much it left behind!
2015-03-05 02:07:50
@blakestacey: @MockTM Another one on the way? How many shell-shocked kids are wandering around New Mexico??
2015-03-05 02:09:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Dispatch: “Why do you keep saying ten-ten? You’re not going off-duty.”
2015-03-05 02:09:29
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What was that?” “Crickets. The size of housecats around here.”
2015-03-05 02:10:09
@blakestacey: @MockTM When Black Friday deals go horribly wrong!
2015-03-05 02:11:28
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Gramps! GRAMPS!” “I NEVER MARRIED!!”
2015-03-05 02:11:42
@leilah: @mocktm They have? Malaria, really?
2015-03-05 02:12:21
@lousycanuck: @mocktm Ahahaha, World Health Organization declares we’ve wiped out diseases. MUST BE FANTASY.
2015-03-05 02:12:28
@leilah: @mocktm Those are some incredibly crafty ants.
2015-03-05 02:13:33
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Look at this! Truvia!”
2015-03-05 02:13:40
@CA7746: @MockTM And over here! Coffee!
2015-03-05 02:14:00
@szvan: @MockTM Damn, these creatures leave piles of sugar wherever they go. It must be an effective weapon against them.
2015-03-05 02:14:03
@lousycanuck: @MockTM The giant ants have already learned better how to dispose of bodies than my attempts at playing Assassin’s Creed.
2015-03-05 02:14:04
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Money wasn’t taken here, either. And that can only mean one thing: Communists!”
2015-03-05 02:14:13
@leilah: @mocktm Ok, did anyone else instantly think “Sugar!” was them swearing?
2015-03-05 02:14:16
@blakestacey: @MockTM That Ritz box is more of a product misplacement
2015-03-05 02:14:42
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Pan to a sad clown on a rusty tricycle slowly pedalling across the desert.
2015-03-05 02:15:10
@blakestacey: @MockTM Suddenly I’ve got a new idea for the world’s worst ringtone.
2015-03-05 02:15:22
@szvan: @MockTM Oh, good. Scene change. The frogs were getting to me.
2015-03-05 02:15:35
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I wonder if the giant ants are in the fingerprint database.
2015-03-05 02:16:14
@blakestacey: @MockTM “He didn’t have an enemy in the world!” “This can only mean one thing: aliens.”
2015-03-05 02:16:24
@CA7746: @MockTM We don’t know anything yet… Everything indicates a homocidal maniac.
2015-03-05 02:16:25
@lousycanuck: @MockTM So far everything points to this being The Juggernaut.
2015-03-05 02:16:59
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Tell them Mr. Ellenson’s vacation has been extended indefinitely. Or whatever other action-movie line you can think of.”
2015-03-05 02:17:52
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Brought up to date?” “Yup. Some people died, and you have no sweet clue, so you’re assuming a maniac.”
2015-03-05 02:18:16
@szvan: @MockTM Oh, inter-agency cooperation, how you look exactly like rivalry.
2015-03-05 02:18:33
@blakestacey: @MockTM And the plaster cast makes its way to Fox Mulder’s office in the basement
2015-03-05 02:19:12
@blakestacey: @MockTM “There was enough formic acid in him to kill 20 men, and enough tequila to preserve the body.”
2015-03-05 02:19:49
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Formic acid?! Jinkies, another clue! It must be… OLD MAN CARUTHERS
2015-03-05 02:19:49
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Got a match?” “I use a lighter.” “Better still.” “Until they run out.”
2015-03-05 02:20:22
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Gotta match?” “Yeah.” “And a cigarette?” “… Yeah.” “Any scotch?”
2015-03-05 02:20:28
@blakestacey: @MockTM Fortunately, we’re still in the era of good hats.
2015-03-05 02:20:54
@CA7746: @MockTM Pet?
2015-03-05 02:20:57
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “BETH!” “No need to shout.”
2015-03-05 02:21:10
@szvan: @MockTM Can we sic the ants on them now?
2015-03-05 02:21:26
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “This is Sargeant…” “No need to shout.”
2015-03-05 02:21:36
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ewwwwww
2015-03-05 02:21:57
@leilah: @mocktm Wait, White Sands? It must have been aliens!
2015-03-05 02:22:26
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Quite a doctor.” “If she’s the kind who takes care of sick people –” “No. PhD in philosophy.” “–existential crisis real quick!”
2015-03-05 02:23:05
@szvan: @MockTM Look, we can understand your science. We’re not *just* blockheads slavering over your daughter.
2015-03-05 02:23:48
@blakestacey: @MockTM “We hesitated to use the curare—” “Jesus God, I should hope so.”
2015-03-05 02:24:20
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Let’s make her drink the formic acid. That’ll cure her of the no-talksies real quick!”
2015-03-05 02:24:22
@blakestacey: @MockTM Yes, but was her reaction statistically significant?
2015-03-05 02:24:46
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Way to go, triggering a young girl in order to get her to scream nonsense. Primo investigative skills there.
2015-03-05 02:25:21
@leilah: @mocktm Eeee! That little girl was Eadie Johnson from Space Children!
2015-03-05 02:25:24
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “What would turn carnivorous?” “My father will tell you. When you’re properly tenderized by the storm.”
2015-03-05 02:26:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “It, them… so we’re under attack by indefinite articles?”
2015-03-05 02:27:59
@leilah: @mocktm Damned invasive tree frogs…
2015-03-05 02:28:05
@szvan: @MockTM “Gentlemen, I understand your impatience. It will still be decades before Google comes on the scene and you can look up big words.”
2015-03-05 02:28:07
@leilah: @mocktm Was that… the first muppet?
2015-03-05 02:29:13
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Get the antennae!” *blam blam* “Damn, out of Dead-eye Meter.”
2015-03-05 02:29:37
@szvan: @MockTM Wounding an ant turns it from a tree frog into an elephant. Good to know.
2015-03-05 02:29:58
@blakestacey: @MockTM “NOW THIS IS A PROBLEM I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE!”
2015-03-05 02:29:59
@blakestacey: @MockTM Oh, he’s just antsplaining
2015-03-05 02:30:37
@CA7746: @MockTM A Biblical prophecy, Doc?
Okay, I’ll talk into my hands. You find a goat.
2015-03-05 02:31:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “We may be witnesses to a biblical prophecy come true.” “Uh, look, doc, you know better than I do that these are ants, not locusts.”
2015-03-05 02:31:58
@szvan: @MockTM Meh. Nukes were the problem. Who says they can’t be the solution?
2015-03-05 02:32:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “How many ants will there be?” “Surely enough for you to gain enough levels to fight off their… ant… queen thing?”
2015-03-05 02:32:41
@blakestacey: @MockTM “And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger—”
2015-03-05 02:32:59
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “No, no, that isn’t it. Just a bunch of supermutants and radroaches that way.”
2015-03-05 02:33:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Eagle One to Baker Charlie Zulu, we got one in the hole and we’ve got eyes on the target, roger dodger”
2015-03-05 02:34:30
@blakestacey: @MockTM Eh, that’s just a mutant prairie dog hole
2015-03-05 02:34:51
@leilah: @mocktm Oh no! It’s playing an accordion!
2015-03-05 02:34:54
@leilah: @mocktm Never mind, it’s a rib cage.
2015-03-05 02:35:07
@szvan: @MockTM “Get as close as you can. Not that close! NOT THAT CLOSE!”
2015-03-05 02:35:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Fly back over and get as close as you can. Closer. Closer. In grabbing range, please. That’s it. Yesss. All according to plan…”
2015-03-05 02:35:19
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Time is important, yes! But time is also an illusion!”
2015-03-05 02:36:21
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Our best chance will be when they’re all at home watching THE PRICE IS RIGHT.”
2015-03-05 02:36:41
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Here’s the entrance. These are tunnels. Here’s the larder. The bedroom. Here’s their entertainment area — their “Man Cave.”
2015-03-05 02:37:27
@CA7746: @MockTM We go into the nest and… inflate them until they pop!
2015-03-05 02:38:08
@lousycanuck: @MockTM @CA7746 Operation Dig-Dug is a go!
2015-03-05 02:38:36
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Huh. Apparently it *can* be operated with an erection.”
2015-03-05 02:39:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM Next, on the History Channel!
2015-03-05 02:39:41
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Today on Mythbusters, we explode a bunch of shit in the desert.
2015-03-05 02:39:47
@leilah: @mocktm Well, THAT went well.
2015-03-05 02:40:16
@szvan: @MockTM It’s a good thing they found people who won’t panic.
2015-03-05 02:40:21
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I went out to greet them, welcome them in, but they kept throwing grenades at me! Must have been Mormon missionaries…”
2015-03-05 02:41:10
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Look, there’s no time to give you a crash course in insect-stuff, get me in there so I can science all over that anthill.”
2015-03-05 02:42:07
@leilah: @mocktm “Wait, I thought _you_ were keeping track of the route!”
2015-03-05 02:43:44
@CA7746: @MockTM Egads, our flamethrowers turned them into FIRE ANTS! Just as the Bible foretold.
2015-03-05 02:44:15
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “HEEERE’S ANTY”
2015-03-05 02:44:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM SCIENCE!
2015-03-05 02:44:28
@lousycanuck: @leilah @MockTM Don’t worry, they left a trail of breadcrumbs — WAIT DAMN
2015-03-05 02:45:02
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “This is it. The queen’s chamber. You can tell by the regal appointment and all the crushed velvet. Trust me, I’m an insectologist.”
2015-03-05 02:45:56
@blakestacey: @MockTM Can’t make an omelet without flame-throwering a few of these, right?
2015-03-05 02:46:03
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Burn it! Burn everything!” “Listen, we gotta get you into anger management.”
2015-03-05 02:46:29
@szvan: @MockTM These pictures of space sleeping bags are quite disturbing.
2015-03-05 02:46:54
@blakestacey: @MockTM Hey, that’s misandry!
2015-03-05 02:47:42
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “No, that’s not the end. That was the beginning of the end of the beginning. We’re almost through the prologue.”
2015-03-05 02:48:37
@CA7746: @MockTM “We must keep this secret.” “But you told me to inform Washington.”
2015-03-05 02:48:57
@blakestacey: @MockTM “For your edification, I’ve brought a live giant ant into the next room…”
2015-03-05 02:49:44
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Look, these ants are scary and all, but do you have any idea how many creatures and insect species are in the desert? Lotsa mutants.
2015-03-05 02:50:28
@CA7746: @MockTM Would you like to know more?
2015-03-05 02:50:41
@leilah: @mocktm Awww, she was such a cute baby!
2015-03-05 02:51:36
@szvan: @MockTM “Some of you aren’t keeping military trim anymore.”
2015-03-05 02:51:43
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “And here… here’s the mating ritual.” *porn music*

“…She’s faking.”
2015-03-05 02:52:07
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “As you can see, ants are ruthless and savage fighters. Not unlike white people. And they take slaves. Not unlike white people.”
2015-03-05 02:53:25
@blakestacey: @MockTM “A savagery that makes Man look feeble by comparison!” “Excuse me, have you seen people lately?”
2015-03-05 02:53:48
@leilah: @mocktm I WANT THAT SIGN.
2015-03-05 02:54:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I know all the news agencies, like ABC, DEF, GHI, QTG, and The Alphabet Soup Channel!”
2015-03-05 02:54:45
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Those Texans. Always exaggerating. I bet those ants are no more than 15 feet logn.”
2015-03-05 02:55:42
@leilah: @mocktm What exactly is an “ant-shaped flying saucer”?
2015-03-05 02:56:08
@lousycanuck: @MockTM We just missed Nimoy.
2015-03-05 02:56:11
@leilah: @lousycanuck @MockTM Wait, what? Really? I’m going back.
2015-03-05 02:56:37
@CA7746: @MockTM Are you SURE they weren’t flying ants, shaped like saucers?
2015-03-05 02:57:14
@szvan: @leilah @MockTM @lousycanuck Army sergeant with the telegram.
2015-03-05 02:57:17
@leilah: @szvan @MockTM @lousycanuck Whoa… totally didn’t spot him.
2015-03-05 02:57:37
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Look, it’s a giant insect shaped like a giant insect, with wings, MUST BE A SAUCER THAT ISN’T SAUCER SHAPED.
2015-03-05 02:57:52
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Something to be said about Occam’s Razor. “They were red ants. Must have been COMMIES.”
2015-03-05 02:58:27
@szvan: @leilah @MockTM @lousycanuck Not exactly the best picture quality. 🙂
2015-03-05 02:59:09
@lousycanuck: @szvan @leilah @MockTM I had nothing bad to say about his performance. He delivered the hell out of that telegram.
2015-03-05 03:00:03
@leilah: @szvan @MockTM @lousycanuck I’m watching it in better quality, and I still missed him!
2015-03-05 03:00:10
@CA7746: @MockTM You killed Ensign Wilhelm. You bastards!
2015-03-05 03:00:13
@CA7746: @MockTM Uh, and Lt. Wilhelm?
2015-03-05 03:00:19
@blakestacey: @MockTM Ants hatched at sea, on board the SS Wilhelm apparently
2015-03-05 03:00:45
@lousycanuck: @MockTM @CA7746 They had to make the most of that scream, they had a limited sound budget.
2015-03-05 03:00:53
@szvan: @leilah @MockTM @lousycanuck He was so young!
2015-03-05 03:01:06
@lousycanuck: @MockTM The SS Viking reports they violated dozens of security protocols and spent all their time drunk on shore.
2015-03-05 03:02:16
@szvan: @MockTM They left 40 tons of sugar behind?
2015-03-05 03:02:55
@szvan: @MockTM He just doesn’t want to tell you you were robbed by tree frogs.
2015-03-05 03:03:32
@lousycanuck: @MockTM A rather large sugar theft, huh? Left a hastily scrawled note that says “YOU A’NT GONNA CATCH US COPPERS”
2015-03-05 03:03:33
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Maybe they should check Pawnee, Indiana. There’s a Sweetums plant there.
2015-03-05 03:05:08
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Pony rides, miniature golf, chocolate factory…”
2015-03-05 03:05:55
@CA7746: @MockTM It’s okay. I bet this time they watched the feeding of the animals.
2015-03-05 03:05:57
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Aww. Poor dear. Well at least now she won’t have to clean up after her filthy family any more.
2015-03-05 03:06:17
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Where did he get that incredibly tiny tie?
2015-03-05 03:06:54
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “There’s a chance one of them might have seen something that might help us. Like a giant ant.”
2015-03-05 03:07:55
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “I was just in a hurry to get home.” “Where from, miss?” “Ant queen nest. Big party there last night, ended up staying over.”
2015-03-05 03:08:49
@leilah: @mocktm Ants drag race down there all the time!
2015-03-05 03:10:27
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Nothing unusual. Same as always. Flying ants. Unicorns. Manticores. Upside down volcanoes. Floating E=MC2 letters. You know.”
2015-03-05 03:10:53
@Mormon_Scholar: @lousycanuck @MockTM what?
2015-03-05 03:12:02
@leilah: @mocktm Do FBI agents not wear boots or something?
2015-03-05 03:12:17
@blakestacey: @MockTM “My God. The ants have learned to drive!”
2015-03-05 03:13:02
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “They’re pretty new tires. Don’t look like they’d fit a 1943-model Dodge Ant though.
2015-03-05 03:13:16
@szvan: @MockTM So you flood the city sewers with cyanide. What’s the worst could happen?
2015-03-05 03:14:39
@lousycanuck: @szvan @MockTM That’ll never get into the water table.
2015-03-05 03:15:20
@blakestacey: @MockTM “This IS an emergency. Our national sugar supply is threatened.”
2015-03-05 03:15:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “One of the queen ants is being tried in the seventh precinct for multiple counts of murder. The other is at large.”
2015-03-05 03:16:41
@blakestacey: @MockTM “It is not known how many have hatched, and if they want to go into show business.”
2015-03-05 03:16:50
@leilah: @mocktm Screw that, I’m going to go have one of those “Delicious Salads”.
2015-03-05 03:16:55
@leilah: @mocktm You recommend WHAT? In storm drains??
2015-03-05 03:18:20
@leilah: @mocktm Wait! I have it! It’s the mother! She’s the queen ant in disguise, it’s a brilliant plan!
2015-03-05 03:21:27
@blakestacey: @MockTM No, that’s not ominous at all!
2015-03-05 03:22:34
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Shut down all trash compactors on the detention level.”
2015-03-05 03:24:00
@szvan: @MockTM I can’t help but think that some movies would be improved by a (short) montage scene.
2015-03-05 03:24:12
@leilah: @mocktm “Make that ‘were alive’. Sorry about that!”
2015-03-05 03:24:36
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Tell Mrs Schmidt her boys are alive. Wait… belay that.”
2015-03-05 03:24:48
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Nuke that drain from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
2015-03-05 03:25:50
@blakestacey: @MockTM “Dammit, why did the kids have to be in the line of SCIENCE?!”
2015-03-05 03:26:37
@lousycanuck: @MockTM Hey, you know what would make a good unit to use against these giant ants? The Wasp Woman. (And, I suppose, Eegah and Torgo…)
2015-03-05 03:26:56
@CA7746: @MockTM Poor Sgt. Wilhelm. Five minutes away from retirement.
2015-03-05 03:27:18
@CA7746: @MockTM I blew off a limb, but it’s still 86 percent combat effective!
2015-03-05 03:27:41
@lousycanuck: @MockTM I was just thinking this movie needed more Wilheim Scream. I mean, only four in one movie? Sacrilege.
2015-03-05 03:28:04
@szvan: @MockTM Well, it wasn’t all Wilhelm scream, but it made the Wilhelm look good by comparison.
2015-03-05 03:28:47
@blakestacey: @MockTM See, kids? There’s no problem that nuclear weapons caused that conventional weapons can’t solve!
2015-03-05 03:29:04
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Concentrate fire on its armored bits! Ignore the antennae!”
2015-03-05 03:29:13
@CA7746: @MockTM Geez, Private Wilhelm too?
Hasn’t that family suffered enough?
2015-03-05 03:29:23
@blakestacey: @MockTM Wilhelm++
2015-03-05 03:29:39
@lousycanuck: @MockTM FIVE! FIVE WILHEIM SCREAMS, A HA HA HA
2015-03-05 03:29:49
@leilah: @mocktm This is my first James Arness movie, and I must say, he is one strange-looking man.
2015-03-05 03:30:40
@lousycanuck: @MockTM One of these days we’re finally going to see the sad clown on the tricycle, always strangely out of shot.
2015-03-05 03:30:47
@lousycanuck: @MockTM “Fortunately, we’re in time. Meanwhile, there’s that whole other nest wherever the other queen went.”
2015-03-05 03:32:12
@szvan: @MockTM “Okay, movie’s done. You can burn the puppets.”
2015-03-05 03:32:23
@CA7746: @MockTM We tampered in God’s domain.
2015-03-05 03:32:28
@lousycanuck: @MockTM THE END. HOORAY FOR GENOCIDE.
2015-03-05 03:32:53
@blakestacey: @lousycanuck @MockTM There was a throwaway line that said it was destroyed
2015-03-05 03:32:54
@leilah: @blakestacey @lousycanuck @MockTM I think that was the ship one… although why another queen couldn’t just fly off that is beyond me.
2015-03-05 03:33:27
@lousycanuck: @blakestacey @MockTM Ah, the other queen on the ship didn’t make it? I guess the crew of the SS Wilheim are more competent than I thought.
2015-03-05 03:33:30
@leilah: @mocktm I’m going back to look for Leonard Nimoy!
2015-03-05 03:33:52
@leilah: @mocktm He’s ADORABLE!
2015-03-05 03:34:37
@szvan: @leilah @mocktm Baby Nimoy.
2015-03-05 03:34:58
@lousycanuck: @szvan @leilah @mocktm To boldly go from the telegram machine to the room with the main characters.
2015-03-05 03:35:34
@leilah: Baby Leonard Nimoy, in Them! @MockTM http://t.co/IWRzko8zTd
2015-03-05 03:45:20

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