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THAT BANANA IS THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD! OMG I WOULD KILL FOR A BANANA THE SIZE OF MY HEAD!!!
KevinKat, that’s the advantage of having a small head
Am I the only one who clicked the title thinking this was going to be a post about circumcision?
Yes. Yes you are.
At least the only one who will admit it.
I’m sure we’ve all seen this picture before, but in case anyone hasn’t:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Happy+Turtle.+Dat+strawberry_aa99f3_3845188.jpg
They should have cut up the banana so it was the right size for the turtle to eat.
I thought it was going to be about how turtles are perfectly formed for human consumption, just like bananas.