While you’re going about preparations for your holiday fête, remember the reason for the season — to Jesusify all things whether it makes sense or not.
The Meaning of the Snowman
The white snow represents God’s forgiveness of our sins.
The circular snowballs show the everlasting life God promises us.
The carrot nose shows us that God has given us the Earth and all living things.
The black coal mouth reminds us to give God praise.
The scarf keeps us warm, just as God’s love does.
The top hat reminds us to honor God above all things.
The twig arms are open to hold us the way God does when we need him.
(Of course, in this sucker, the twig arms are closed, and the scarf isn’t melting the snowman away with God’s warm love…)
Tip of the stovepipe hat to Christian Nightmares.