Today I Learned: women are easily manipulable via chocolate. Doesn’t matter how much pain they’re in, you can cure them with chocolate.
Extrapolating from this, it doesn’t matter if they’re allergic to chocolate, you can cure them with chocolate. It probably also doesn’t matter if they’re seriously pissed off at you because you’re being a complete douche nozzle to them, just give ’em chocolate to shut their gobs. And they’ll eat it like Cthulhu slurping up humanity. So next time your pet woman is in one of “those states”, give her chocolate to shut the sweaty beast up, amirite?
But I’m mostly posting this because, for probably the first time ever, when scrolling down to the Bottom Half of the Internet(tm), I was… pleasantly surprised. Despite the video having ~6600 views, having been posted on August 17th, there were exactly six comments all posted within the last two days.
So why was he arrested in May for impersonating a police officer? Does that make women hot too?
Marisa Young 2 hours ago
A convicted criminal is probably not the right kind of person to get personal advice from.
JeffDM 3 hours ago
Oh yeah, it’s hilarious all right. Let’s gather together every stupid stereotype about women in one place and pretend we’re honoring women when we’re really making fun of them! And this guy is a preacher. Is it any wonder that more and more folks are embracing atheism these days? Wow.
Marisa Young 5 hours ago
What a douchelord.
TheArchieSpeck 5 hours ago 2
This bro is a preacher? What a joke.
WobulTterrag 5 hours ago 2
Pampl3Moos3 2 days ago
Via Christian Nightmares.