An MRA explains Christianity

Turns out Christianity was never a bid to control men by other men — it was invented by women as a way of subjugating them to the Gynocracy, according to an MRA that Dave Futrelle has so kindly pointed us all to.

But it’s not JUST that Mary Magdalene was the first wave of the feminazis, oh no. She did it after being impregnated by an ALIEN. That’s right. Shit just got REAL.

Sorry, xtainity was always a crock of shit, and I have seen inside it deeper than most….

Today, in the 21st century, we can for the first time create a pregnant virgin, so 2,000 years ago “god” was an alien, or a figment of imagination.

(trigger warning for the usual anti-woman “men’s rights advocate” bullshit.)

2,000 years ago Mary Magdalene even if impregnated via test tube in the lab on the alien space ship, gave birth via the cunt, so no tight virginity there.

Ever since then, the holy trinity…

1/ God, an ethreal being that no-one ever saw, except jesus, so if he existed he was an alien ship doctor.. eg he was NOT human.

2/ Jesus, who was NOT human, even the biblical teachings stress this point, he was not a man.

3/ Mary Magdalene, the only human, and therefore the MOST REVERED human in the religion is a wimminz, who fucked an alien to get preggers and got Joe the carpenter to pay for it all and feed and house them.

“Chivalry” in the middle ages was literally based on worship of Mary Magdalen’s cunt, and the chivalric symbology and iconography is replete with cunt symbolism, right down to the order of the garter.

The only remotely male centric tenets of christianity were lifted wholesale from other religions and beliefs and incorporated in an early example of embrace and extend.

Christianity has NEVER been a man’s religion.

Hell even the pristhood, the highest echelons of the meme, were not allowed to fuck.

You wonder why movement atheism and movement skepticism need to address this MRA nonsense. If I was at all unskeptical, and this was at all different from other MRA nonsense, I might call Men’s Rights Poe. If there’s one thing Christianity has done for women, it’s put them out of power for thousands of years.

Are you done laughing yet? Good. Get to eviscerating. Also, no fair cheating and suggesting that Mary, Joseph and Jesus never existed, because this MRA has set those as ground rules. Let’s rip it apart without going for the root.

I’ll go first. The mother of Jesus was not Mary Magdalene.

An MRA explains Christianity

68 thoughts on “An MRA explains Christianity

  1. 52

    BTW:

    I didn’t want to get into this on this thread, I’m sorry. It’s just that when I dared to say that not all MRAs are extreme misogynist nutbags and that it’s not fair to tarnish the many by the actions of the few…

    Well, you know. The usual “men are privileged and have nothing to fight for” arguments came out.

  2. 53

    “Magdalene is identified as a prostitute, but not the woman taken in adultery (nearly stoned)”

    Ah, no. The Magdalene was not identified as a prostitute until the 6th Century – Pope Gregory IIRC, though Paul VI threw some doubt on it (how does Papal Infallibility work when Popes disagree? I’m genuinely curious about the answer and “reasoning” about that works).

    The Gospels say very little about her. Luke 8:2 and Mark 16:9 identify her as a woman who had “seven demons” driven out of her but, again IIRC, one of those is considered to be a later interpolation.

    Treating Xtianity as mythology, I’v always had a soft spot for Mary Magdalene. Any woman who needed 7 devils driven out of her and got into arguments with other disciples who were clearly jealous of her influence (Judas)to the point that Jesus stepped in on her side… well, that’s a woman who is clearly doing her best to live her own life!

  3. 54

    When did I call you an idiot? I’ve praised you for being a gifted comedian, convincingly playing some sort of subliterate, weapons-grade Bircher who believes that men are suffering from some sort of institutionalised reverse-sexism.

    It’s brilliant, true subversive surrealism. Shame it’s too late to get a slot at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, cos this act would kill them.

    I love how deep you go, none of your character’s bizarre beliefs are off limits. Very brave, very dark, especially the rant about a need for state funding for battered men.

    Only a woman could use a parody like that to shine a light onto how hard the fight was to get attention for victims of DV and marital rape., and how we still lack solid support and a safety net, even now.

    Rock on sister! Nothing sticks it to The Man like subversion through art.

  4. 56

    Who else here would pay to see OtherSider perform her comedy act live? We should crowdsource some funding to make it a reality.

    She’s so adept at showing how men react to feminism, and how hard we still have to push for our rights. Comedic theatre is the perfect medium for this kind of satire, don’t you think?

  5. 57

    Refine the act a bit, tweak it, and I’ll see about doing an IndieGoGo drive for you. We could embed clips of your best gags, like the child custody stuff, and the hilarious “White Men are held back out of academia” routine. If you could work reverse-racism and reverse-sexism in together, it would be comedy gold.

    You could even get your own sitcom out of this. Think big, girl!

    Who’s going to play your MRA dudebro? Casting is important.

  6. 58

    Back on topic, I’d love to see an episode of Ancient X-Files based on the Alien Jesus thing.

    I’m sure it could gain traction among certain segments of society. The dude should do a thorough sporking of the whole bible, as a standalone series! That would be epic.

  7. 59

    the MOST REVERED human in the religion is a wimminz, who
    [got herself impregnated via test tube in the lab on the alien space ship] to get preggers and got Joe the carpenter to pay for it all and feed and house them.

    So Magdalene could hail a UFO to intentionally mate with an alien?
    Why didn’t she get the alien daddy to ‘pay for it all’.
    ETs would’ve had cooler stuff.
     
    Hmm, if Joe paid for it all, maybe she got him to hire the aliens…
     
    Wait a minute. The alien abductee was asking for it!?
     

    God, an ethreal being that no-one ever saw, except jesus

    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/seen.html

  8. 60

    Why didn’t she get the alien daddy to ‘pay for it all

    Duhhh! Because women b*tches always go after Bad Boys. Then when they get hurt, the Nice Guy steps in and picks up the pieces
    .

    Who’s badder than a genocidal father figure who knocks up a 14 year old?

  9. 63

    “Women created Christianity to suppress Teh Nenz” makes me think of the racist nutbars who think Christianity was created by Jews to supress the “White Race.”

  10. 64

    @callistacat

    Sex has been problematized throughout Christian history but, on the basis of the pastorals, Orthodox priests have never (to my knowledge) been forbidden to marry. Not sure if policies on a second marriage have been consistent, should the first wife die, though. Divorce has mostly been right out.

  11. 65

    We already know that feminism is a dishonest and intellectually bankrupt ideology. But one feature that is rarely talked about is the lying by omitting. Nowhere on this feministe blog network is any mention of this recent incident:

    http://nicegirlslikesextoo.com/2012/07/30/the-dark-side-of-geek-feminism/
    http://rikkiendsley.com/?p=90
    http://revision3.com/nixiepixel/too-sexy-for-linux

    These young women were slut-shamed by feminists at a tech conference and nobody mentions it despite that whenever some women are treated badly by men in say the gaming community blogposts here about it are numerous.

    And what is really fascinating is that the discussion is a mirror image of the discussion that went on on ftb about sexual harassment just with exchanged roles:
    http://geekfeminism.org/2012/08/01/a-response-to-nice-girls-the-dark-side-of-geek-feminism/

    The feminists there now use the exact same arguments that the alleged MRAs used here.

    Feminism is an evil ideology and it needs to be fought.

  12. 66

    From Nice Girl’s followup post:

    While I understand that these experiences do not represent the geek feminist community as a whole, they should not be discounted.

    male voice’s concluding statement:

    Feminism is an evil ideology and it needs to be fought.

     

    These young women were slut-shamed by feminists at a tech conference and nobody mentions it despite that whenever some women are treated badly by men in say the gaming community blogposts here about it are numerous.

    You’re implying gamer harassment is so rare every instance is hyped, and any instance of feminists being jerks to women that gets missed indicates a grand cover-up.

  13. 68

    “Slut-shaming” is a phrase stupid in it’s redundancy. “Slut” is already a derogatory term. The shame is IMPLIED. Can MRAs follow this advanced logic?

    Promiscuity is bad not because of some abstract morality argument no one can figure out. It is bad in a practical sense because it is risky for women in a female-unique way. It hurts them often.

    Therefore, while it’s true that some women are promiscuous (or as the woman-haters say, “slutty”), the behavior is the result of Stockholm Syndrome rather than some contained lack of morality. It is not healthy and I do not blame the women. I blame the patriarchy.

    Rape is the only crime that expects the rapEE to prove the presence of a “no”.
    If rape were handled as all other crimes were handled, the rapER would have to prove the presence of a “yes”. Without *proof of a yes from the defendant*, then any intercourse is RAPE in the eyes of the law.

    Think about that, MRAs. Think hard.

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