Like the bullies we are, we FtB bloggers (and our friends and readers) crashed a hashtag originally started by a few people who just absolutely hate that we talk about social justice so much and dare to moderate the comments sections on those posts. Hilarity ensued.
This is a snapshot of some of the funniest tweets from when I was participating yesterday. It is probably not representative of all the best tweets, so much as the ones that caught my eye (or that I said and therefore think are hilarious).
Sometimes some of those bloggers write posts about stuff I’m not personally interested in. The nerve of some people.
I’ve not got involved with this
#FTBullies thing at all, but I struggle to see what the Financial Times could have done to earn such ire
I’m quite uncompromising on LGBT rights. I think I might be a Lesbonazi.
Lots of talk on Twitter about how bad the
#FTBullies are. I don’t want to pile on, but: they wrote Prometheus. #FTBullies want sexual harrassment policies to be explicit, meaning the accused have WARNINGS before suffering consequences. So unfair!! #FTBullies patiently explain that the Coriolis Effect has nothing to do with the chirality of the swirly they’re giving you.
#FTBullies keep on talking about stuff they think matters, no matter how many times we threaten to kick them in the cunts! #FTBullies drank the last beer and won’t even fucking admit it!
Natural selection happens by design of the
Thinking that soft sciences like history and social science are part of general rational thought and discussion =
Pretty sure the
#FTBullies either invented or killed roller disco, whichever one is bad. #FTBullies broke up the Supremes. And Bananarama. And LaLa-Nee-Nee-Noo-Noo.
You know who else crashed hashtags? L RON HUBBARD and HITLER! oh and
#FTBullies #FTBullies made me a sandwich without the crust cut off!
I almost peed myself three times (out of fear because of all the bullying, not because I was laughing too hard.)