If this is all Satan’s capable of — rolling rocks around slowly, making people cross their eyes at one another, making them rotate — then I don’t think religious folks really have much to worry about. I mean, look at that protagonist who I expect will inevitably defeat the ultimate evil, the fallen angel of darkness.
This is evidently a real movie, and would work beautifully for our Mock The Movie events. If only I could find it.
Hat tip to Everything is Terrible.
Just as well really since our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has apparently been reduced to appearing on slices of toast or dog butts.
Well, there are ways of getting this flick other than via YouTube or other streaming media.
Yeah, it’s fo’real.
Oh, I know F. And I’m even willing to mail-order. It’s just really hard to do a Mock The Movie if there’s such a high barrier for entry.