WISE discovers 95 NEO asteroids; astrologers scramble to interpret their influences

The Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer, or WISE, has been discovering all sorts of new celestial bodies to be cataloged, studied and to have their influences interpreted by astrologers for future use in ephemeris and readings.

Millions of tiny meteors bombard the Earth every day, but burn up in the atmosphere long before they can cause anything other than a pretty light in the sky. One day, however, we may get hit by the “the big one” that might destroy a city, or worse. That’s why I’m pretty glad that astronomers have detected up 25,000 new asteroids, 95 of which are considered “near Earth asteroids.”

“Near Earth” for astronomers means 30 million miles away, almost a third of the way to the Sun, yet a hair’s breadth in terms of the size of our solar system. There’s no doomsday threat just yet.

With that many new objects discovered, each that must have some influence on those of us stationed on the fixed sphere of the Earth, surely humankind was granted a huge boon in the new data that has been granted to astrologers who endeavour to understand the heavens’ influence on daily life. Since tiny objects at great distances have as much power as planets or just about any other astronomical event, and these objects are quite nearby and in many cases larger than existing bodies being used in modern astrological practice, I’m sure all this new data will bring new insight into the gods’ killing us for sport like flies to wanton boys. I expect someday soon, at the rate we’re finding new bodies, a properly filled natal chart will resemble a spider’s web, or a tightly woven black mesh.

{advertisement}
WISE discovers 95 NEO asteroids; astrologers scramble to interpret their influences
{advertisement}