Jehovah Park

Jason Thibeault

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I know you have to be topical to keep the kids in line, but holy Jesus Christ in a Jeep being chased by raptors and a T-Rex. Must I be proselytized at, to the epic refrains from the Jurassic Park soundtrack?

And seriously, “who can give the Devil hemorrhoids”. Might as well have said “my deity can beat up your deity”. It’s a pissing contest of invisible dads.

Hat tip to Everything is Terrible. I’m really starting to get your central thesis, guys.

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Jehovah Park

About the author

Hi! I'm a tech guy, skeptic, feminist, gamer and atheist, and love OSS and science of all stripes. I enjoy a good bit of whargarbl now and again, and will occasionally even seek it out. I am also apparently responsible for the death of common sense on the internet. My bad.

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2 thoughts on “Jehovah Park”

  2. jthibeault
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    I know how you must feel, with how rational and secular the place seems to be from outside observation. If it’s any consolation, that IS from 1995.

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