Model of Christian purity not so pure, film at 11

Yet another paragon of Christian morality and virtue, Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, fails under minimum inspection. After having her nude photos leaked and the fact of her boob-job was revealed, she started a bunch of lawsuits against the California pageant, claiming defamation. Now, a sex tape has emerged where she reportedly goes solo on herself with a Jackhammer Jesus. That’s right, for those of you who REALLY want Jesus to fill you up, they made a dildo just for you.

No, the video hasn’t leaked. No, I have zero interest in it. She’s got fake boobs and a fake worldview and a fake moral high ground on which she pretends to stand. Yes, there’s some schadenfreude in seeing the right-wing fall apart as yet another of their nouveau leaders is built up and crushed under the weight of their own failings.

By the way, the failing isn’t that she likes to masturbate. Nor that she videoed herself doing it. It’s that she’s a fucking hypocrite, claiming to be a morally pure Christian and suing anyone that proves she isn’t for defamation, while in the meantime working actively to oppress homosexuals as being somehow sinful and wrong. (Remember, she’s the chick that was spanked in a non-hot way by Perez Hilton over her “opposite marriage” ridiculousness.) After the sex tape leaked, she folded on all her defamation suits and paid the pageant their lawyer costs.

Julie at Attempts at Rational Behaviour and Petursey are all over Prejean coming unglued. Apologies to both of you for the image of you being anywhere near Prejean, much less “all over”. Also, apologies for using the word “coming”.

Hilarity!

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Model of Christian purity not so pure, film at 11
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