Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

Digital Cuttlefish, poet laureate of the intelligent internet community, has written a poem that, if set to music, could be my theme song.

And I’m not going to idly sit by!
What he says is a crock! So I’ll teach, tease, or mock
Till my internal clock thinks I live in Hong Kong
Because Someone Is Wrong!
…On The Internet
On a topic of interest to me,
And the rancor’s increased; I’m becoming a beast
And that glow in the East is becoming quite strong
Because Someone Is Wrong!
…On The Internet

Yup. Describes me to a tee. Oh introspection, how I loathe thee.

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Someone Is Wrong On The Internet
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4 thoughts on “Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

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    Oh introspection, how I loathe thee.

    Of course you do, being one of those, a Canuckistanian. Now if, like me, you were a flawless, imperialistic A-merican you would totally LOVE the introspection because it would Smile back at you with an award winning smile. Like a beam of sunshine, shining down on your inner-harmony and perfect balance…

    This is totally why you should be welcoming invasion from the south. You too could be basking in the glow of your own greatness, your total badassiness!!!!!

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    I have an idea for a script for a video short related to this and it involves two strangers who meet and have a good encounter in meatspace, but then flameware in etherspace. I’ll send you a preliminary, ‘kay?

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