That’s right. Unless we start seeing some birth certificates, are we just supposed to believe on faith that Jesus was born in Bethlehem? What, just because a birth announcement was put in the Bible, like, what, two thousand years ago or something? Pfft. We want evidence!
But where is Jesus’ birth certificate? Surely the Son of God should be able to produce a birth certificate, right? If all of humanities salvation depends on whether or not this guy lived, died, and then was born again, I think we need to see some evidence. Besides, if he really was born again, there should be two birth certificates, right?
Yeah! What bothers me is that more good Christians who are rightly upset about the lack of evidence for Obama’s nationality aren’t also questioning Christ’s birth credentials — what are we supposed to just take his word for it, now that he’s in the most powerful office of the Cosmos (being King of Kings and all)? Someone get Orly Taitz on the phone for me, now.