Is this the Yuletide?
It’s such a mystery
Will I be denied
Or will there be gifts for me?
Come down the stairs
Look under the tree and see…
And it’s time, once again, for my annual plug for my candidate for the Best Christmas Song Parody Evar: Christmas Rhapsody, Pledge Drive’s Christmas-themed parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody,” written by my friend Tim Walters and his friend Steve Rosenthal.
Alas, there’s no good video. Which is a shame, since I think this thing has potential to go seriously viral some year if there were a good video to go with it. Interested videographers should contact Tim through his Website. In the meantime — enjoy the song!
And if you like that, Tim has even more holiday music on his site. My fave: Down in the Forest, described as “A dark and slightly confused Yuletide nightmare. It has something to do with the Fisher King. Maybe.” Have fun!
Greta Christina’s books, Coming Out Atheist: How to Do It, How to Help Each Other, and Why and Why Are You Atheists So Angry? 99 Things That Piss Off the Godless, are available in print, ebook, and audiobook. Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More is available in ebook and audiobook.
I watch this every year during the dreaded season. It never fails to delight and empower me.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=south+park+christmas+card+original&FORM=VIRE11#view=detail&mid=CCBEE85DD8AA116B6AA6CCBEE85DD8AA116B6AA6
And their version of “Oh, Holy Night” is great, too.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=cartman+oh+holy+night&FORM=VIRE11#view=detail&mid=2634581A865CE1D8ABA42634581A865CE1D8ABA4
Ha, thanks for the song, Greta.
“So you think you can put me on your bad boy list”. Love it!