Christianist Textbooks Revealed

Herein, ye shall find a list of posts on our ongoing Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education. I’m sorry to report that stuffing wads of cotton in your ears may not prevent your brain from dribbling out. But if you think you’ve got it bad, just imagine being a child whose entire education consists of this stuff.

Image shows me holding open ACE PACE 1090, a newsprint booklet with the word SCIENCE in rainbow colors on the cover, and a woman wearing goggles and looking at sciency things. I have a look of commedic horror on my face.
The Horror! The Horror!

The Texts

Adventures in Good Christian Education: A Preliminary Foray

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education: In the Beginning…

Adventures in ACE I: In Which Oddities Are Explored

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education I: In Which First Impressions Are Made

Adventures in ACE II: In Which We Inherit the Earth

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIa: In Which We Are Told About Science!

Adventures in ACE III: In Which We Are Sorely Tested

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIb-1: In Which I Advise You to Buy Shares in Columbia Valley Vineyards

Adventures in ACE IV: When Creationists Drill the Ocean

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIb-2: In Which We Reclaim Earth Science for God’s Glory

Adventures in ACE V: Senseless About St. Helens

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIc: A Secular Chaser

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIIa: In Which A Certain Atmosphere is Created

Adventures in ACE VI: Vacuous About Volcanoes

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIIb: In Which BJU Goes Yellow-Green

Adventures in ACE VII: Ignorant About Igneous

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IVa: Wherein We Enjoy Nearly-Godless Weather

Oh, Christianist Lab Manual. You Make Me Snicker.

Adventures in Creationist Earth Science Education IVb: Wherein I Forecast a Crisis of Faith

Adventures in ACE VIII: Senseless About Sedimentary

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IVc: Wherein the Climate Heats Up

Adventures in ACE IX: More Senseless about Sedimentary

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IV-d: Wherein there is a Climate of Sneer

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IV-E: Wherein there is a Climate of Jeer 

Adventures in ACE X: Misinformed About Metamorphic

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education V: Wherein We Map for God

Adventures in ACE XI: Tommyrot About Topography

Adventures in ACE XII: Wibbly about Water

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VI: Oceans O’ Creationism

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VII: Awash in Creationist Nonsense

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VIII: Two Salty Tales of Ocean Origins

Adventures in ACE XIII: Flooded with Nonsense

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IX: In Which We Read a “Research Paper”

Adventures In ACE XIV: God’s Special Snowflakes

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education X: Wherein We Go Walkies Under the Sea

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XI: Wherein We’re Told Salty Fish Stories

Adventures in ACE XV: Oh, Hail, They’re Full of Sleet

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XII: Wherein We are Made Seasick

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XIII: Wherein We Dive into Dominion

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XIV: Wherein We Row Our Creationist Boat Gently Down the Streams

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XV: Wherein Water Proves God is an Asshole

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVI: Wherein Geology is Roundly Abused

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVII: Wherein Mountains are Laid Low by Ignorance

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVIII: Wherein Volcanic Facts are Violated

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XIX: Wherein We Learn Christianists Make Lousy Sci-Fi Writers

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XX: Wherein Creationists Misrepresent Secular Scientists for Jesus!

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXI: Wherein Seismology is Annoyed, and Extinction is In

Adventures in ACE XVI: Holy Hydrosphere, Bibleman!

Adventures in ACE XVII: “Satan is Like an Iceberg” and Other Important Earth Science Facts

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIII: Holy Chemistry, Kids!

Adventures in ACE XVIII: Creationist Nonsense of the Deep

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIV: Wherein We Are Told Tall Tales

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVa: Atomic Bombs of Creationist Crap

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVb: A Thermonuclear Load of Creationist Nonsense

Adventures in ACE XIX: Washed by Waves of Inanity

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVI: Wherein a Solar System is Born (and Badly Misunderstood)

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVII: Wherein We Witness a Miracle

Adventures in ACE XX: Currently Nonsense

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVIII: Wherein We Experience Astronomical Buffoonery

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIX: Wherein the 2nd Law is Misused

Adventures in ACE XXII: Full of Hot Air

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXX: Wherein A Poorly-Interpreted Bible Story is Claimed to be Science

Adventures in ACE XXIII: An Atmosphere of Fail

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXI: Wherein Mutants are Villified

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXII: Wherein We Experience Cosmic Fail

Adventures in ACE XXIV: Cloudy With a 100% Chance of Fail

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIII: Wherein We See the Light

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIV: Wherein Dog Whistles Abound

Adventures in ACE XXV: The Grass Ain’t Greener

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXV: Wherein We Taste the Rainbow of Inanity

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVI: Wherein Literally Everything is Wrong

Adventures in ACE XXVI: God Piles on the Pressure

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVII: Wherein It’s All Relativity

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVIII: Wherein We Are Deluged with Nonsense

Adventures in ACE XXVII: Stormy With a 0% Chance of Science

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIX: Wherein We’re Zapped by Creationist Crap

Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XL: Wherein Evolution Goes Turbo

Image shows a selection of Christianist textbooks: from left to right in the back row are the Earth Science 4th Edition lab manual and textbook, and the Science of the Physical Creation textbook and lab manual. The ACE science PACEs are stacked below them.
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