It appears the dogs think they have a chance of winning this thing. Alas for them, we anticipated the outbreak of hostilities long ago, and took steps to mold their psychology more to our liking:

Funny how those childhood traumas can flare up at the worst possible time, innit?

We have also been working on our Secret Weapon. Alas, there was a tragic accident in the weapons development lab, leaving one worker horribly mutated:

This is, however, merely a setback.

We will fight. And we will win. Every dog will have his day, ’tis true, but they’re limited to one life, whereas we… are not. Mwah ha ha!

In a war, one should give careful consideration to the emissaries one sends in an effort to negotiate a peaceful resolution to hostilities:

Of course, it’s possible that even with this setback, the opposition may find itself in a position of strength. Especially if friendly fire incidents lead to a tragic reduction in forces: