….then you should go see what NP has up at The Coffee-Stained Writer.
Make sure you have your insulin handy. I’d say don’t blame me, but seeing as how it IS me, that’s just not gonna fly, is it?
….then you should go see what NP has up at The Coffee-Stained Writer.
Make sure you have your insulin handy. I’d say don’t blame me, but seeing as how it IS me, that’s just not gonna fly, is it?
Paul at Cafe Philos says, “I’m Feeling Insecure Because My Blog Lacks Cat Photos.”
I see all these blogs nowadays with adorable cat photos and I’ve begun to wonder if it’s still possible to be a dedicated blogger without even a single cat photo to speak of?
Maybe I should post a cat photo? For one thing, I myself can’t resist them. Cats are cute beyond words.
Of course, I’d need to find a cat first….
My darling, my joy, I’ve got your cats right here:
Misha in a Galaxy of Bedding
Me new brudder, Spook.
Pointed catmentary.I’m a crazy cat lady: I own a crazy cat, and I am a lady. Well, female – the lady part is debatable.
My cat is evil. I have no idea why. I raised her from kittenhood, and I don’t remember any traumatic experiences that could have led this. She was always fed, loved, played with, and suffered no abuse, and yet she’s turned into a homicidal maniac. She cuddles up to new people and starts purring. This is because she’s found a guillable victim, not because she’s sweet-natured. People usually discover this just after they’ve told me, “She won’t bite me – look, she’s purring – ARGH!”
Indeed.
We haven’t tried the “play nice” strategy since. It makes her miserable and puts my ankles in peril.
That is a far truer approximation of Misha’s general views on life, the universe and everything than this:
Note the expression. It says, “I would come over there and bite your face off, but I’m far too busy being regal at the moment.”
My cat is foremost among the myriad reasons I won’t have children. If this beast had been a human, I’d be on the local news about now saying, “I have no idea how I raised a serial killer.” And of all the phrases I envision myself someday uttering on the news, that’s not on the top ten most desired.
I’m afraid the next cat I own is going to be dead boring after this one, so I hope she lives forever.