Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is Now Available!

At long last, my darlings, and with an assist from our own Benny Vimes, Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is now available for your reading pleasure!

What’s in a biblical book of laws that’s worth your time, you ask? Why, murder! Mayhem! Human sacrifice! Scapegoats! In this volume, you’ll find out what God hates more than gays. You’ll learn how to handle leprous houses, leaking wangs, and menstruating women. You’ll master fucking the God-approved way. And you’ll discover the real value of human beings (including infants)!

Get your very own copy today for the low, low price of $2.99USD.

And join me on Atheists Talk on Sunday, where I’ll be talking about the series, atheism, and sundry other things.

Image is Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus cover. The background is black. Really Terrible is in slasher-style red font, Bible Stories in a white gothic script beneath. The painting beneath it is Tissot's "The Dead Bodies Carried Away," which shows two men in white robes carrying bodies over their shoulders out of the Israelite camp. Below is vol. 3: Leviticus in the same gothic script.

But wait! There’s more!

I’m lowering the price of Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 1: Genesis to a mere $0.99! If you haven’t picked up your own copy yet, now’s the perfect time.

Image is a painting of Abraham, holding a knife to a screaming Isaac's throat, looking incomprehendingly at the cherub that's trying to get his attention. Above is the title Really Terrible Bible Stories. Below is vol. I Genesis, Dana Hunter.

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Enjoy the best a really terrible book has to offer!

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Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is now available worldwide at Amazon:

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One thought on “Really Terrible Bible Stories vol. 3: Leviticus is Now Available!

  1. rq
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    I love the Leviticus title picture, with that guy in the orange robe in the background just calmly looking back over his shoulder at the screaming women being carried away. It’s like ‘oh, there they go again. woop. gotta keep walking’.
    Also yay!!!

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