You all seemed to enjoy Mark I. The geopuns flew fast and furious, and some of you achieved heights I never expected. So Mark II seems almost anti-climactic, but I’m hoping it inspires you to exceed your personal best. I’ll do up a post with your puns soon, and propel you to fame, if not fortune. I doubt it’ll take much to get you all started.
Is it the beer? Or is it just an innate perversity in our personalities? All I know is that even the anti-punsters among us can’t help ourselves.
Mmmm, nice bit of slaty cleavage showing there…
Oh my geode…
Schist! Aa’m going to lava now.
Careful, If you look at too much cleavage you might end up Cummingtonite…
Are they all stoned?
No, but they’re under pressure.
I’m glad Dana started over with a clean slate. This has been a beryl of laughs.
Here’s my favorite I’ve come up with, from http://outsidetheinterzone.blogspot.com/2009/03/non-geology-people-will-not-get-this.html
Matt Damon has confirmed that he will play the role of an amnesiac prospector, who is also a trained assassin, dueling with a rogue government agency over control of a fantastically valuable copper deposit. Due to his amnesia, he is only occasionally able to recognize the tell-tale minerology of the ore.
Damon is hinting that the movie will be called “The Bornite Identity.”