Cromm quit the battlefield. He had some pathetic snark about Toxoplasma gondii and drooling dogs. Pfft. We’ve got legions of cute cats. Victory! Victory! No wonder he demurred when I asked if he wished to continue the war.
Of course, this sudden de-escalation in hostilities has left me with an arsenal and no one to unleash it upon. My readers stepped up and contributed ammunition. Starspider spent the entire day between calls searching for adorable cat pictures. Do you know how hard it is to sound serious about technical troubleshooting when you’ve just been squeeing? And then Suzanne sent me a video that put me on the floor. We’re talking weapons-grade cute here, people, and no dog-lover to unload it on.
So we’ll just follow a scorched-earth policy and post them anyway.
If this photo doesn’t melt you, you have no (metaphorical) soul:
I know. I’ll give you a moment to recover.
Tielserrath sent us this adorable couplet:
And then Suzanne sent this video of a cat using sign language, which is just devastating:
Suck it, chimpanzees!
And believe me when I say I’ve got far more weapons-grade cute in reserve. There will be nothing left but a smoking crater when we’re done.
Oh, and Cromm? I gotcher otters right here: