Oh, my god. What a surprise. The End Times have not come. I am so shocked. I just do not believe it. I-
(Hee hee. Ho ho. BWAH-HAHAHAHA!)
I can’t keep a straight face.
The excuses as to why the Rapture failed to happen on schedule will no doubt be mildly amusing. Same ol’ song and dance, I’m afraid: some doofus predicts the apocalypse, the apocalypse mysteriously fails to happen. (When reached for comment, Jesus Christ is reported to have said, “Ha ha ha PSYCH! Matthew 24:36, bitches!”) Wot an anti-climax.
I’m holding out for Ragnarok anyway. The Twilight of the Gods is so much more awesome than all the silliness in Revelation.