Last Chance to Get Yer Treasure Aboard


NP be takin’ all the Elitist Bastards she can muster aboard. Ye don’t want to miss a nice trip to the beach, now, do ye? Get yer best elitist bastardry submitted to [email protected] by end o’ day Friday so ye’re assured plenty o’ sand, sun and rum.

Besides, ye don’t want to miss yer chance to sunbathe with a celebrity, do ye? That’s right – we have a new sailor this time out, and he be famous among skeptics. Ye’ll be tellin’ yer grandchildren about the time ye sailed alongside o’ the illustrious Pirate X – but only if ye get aboard the ship on time.

(Postdated for those who lingered in the tavern too long – new content be below)

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