There’s only one time of year when deforestation starts looking really fucking tempting. That’s when every tree in the forest is having an orgy.
They’ve been at it for weeks now. All I want to do is breathe again. Somebody bring me a chainsaw. A really fucking big chainsaw. And lots of fuel.
What’s that you say?
Pollution would mean asthma 365 instead of 30?
You got lucky, trees.