Why didn’t anyone tell me Stephen Colbert’s been knighted? And by no less a queen than Queen Noor of Jordan. Don’t you people know I’ve been behind on my Daily Show/Colbert Report viewing lately? Someone has to tell me these things!

I love how she forced him to sign the declaration before she did the deed. Smart woman, that!

Ridding the world of nuclear weapons is definitely something I can sign on to, and I won’t even demand Queen Noor knight me first. Care to join me?