Last night, Obama effectively clinched the Democratic nomination, becoming the first black man to ever have a real shot at the nation’s highest office. The news doesn’t seem to have reached Hillary Clinton:
For nearly a year and a half, the biggest hurdle between Obama and the nomination was Hillary Clinton. Now that the race is over and Obama’s the nominee, his next biggest challenge is still Hillary Clinton.
Indeed, for those of us expecting a graceful farewell speech, Clinton’s remarks were a bit of a curveball. It was almost as if news of Obama’s victory hadn’t reached them yet. McAuliffe introduced her as the “next president of the United States.” Clinton congratulated Obama, not for winning, but for running a great race. At one point she said, “No matters what happens in this race…” as if the race remains unresolved. Clinton added that she would be “consulting with supporters and party leaders, to determine how to move forward,” as if she was still pondering how to launch a comeback. Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” played as Clinton smiled and waved. The Clinton campaign sent an email to supporters referring to the campaign in the present tense.
As Dana Goldstein put it, “The more I think about it, the more it seems that Hillary’s entire speech was manufactured to rile up her supporters — instead of priming them to shift their allegiance to Obama. Yes, there’s a situation with Michigan and Florida. But is it really fair for Clinton to claim that her 18 million supporters nationwide have been made ‘invisible?’ Who’s supposed to be the bad guy here, scary Howard Dean? Clinton is offering more fighting rhetoric. But the fight should be over.”
This is getting fucking pathological. It seems the little switch in Hillary’s brain marked, “You’ve Lost, Retreat and Fight Another Day” is broken. She’s displaying the same spectacular disconnect from reality that Bush, McCain et al suffer. She really is the psycho ex-girlfriend of the Democratic Party. She’s become something of a stalker. Obsessive letters and escalating odd behavior may not be far behind.
I have some advice for her:
Get the fuck over it, Hillary. You lost. You can lose without being a loser, but this fighting-a-losing-battle bullshit makes you look fucking pathetic. You’ve already flushed your reputation, your husband’s reputation, and everybody else’s good will down the toilet. It’s now working its way through the sewer system with the rest of the shit, and if you don’t do something to turn things around, your reputation and every good thing you’ve ever done is going to end up in the same cesspool that Bush and Cheney inhabit. Everyone except for your batshit insane true believers hates you now, even those of us who liked you in the beginning. You need to stop looking like a psychotic Republicon wanna-be with a liberal platform and start looking like a fucking Democrat. The path to redemption starts with admitting you came this close, you lost, and it’s time to move the fuck on.
You’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. This country will be better off. Just let it the fuck go. Fight another election.
Or just join McCain’s campaign as his Veep. You two psychos would be perfect for each other.